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Old 07-17-2009, 12:21 AM     Post subject: Need to make bed taller #1 (permalink)  
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Short girlfriend plus short bed = hard to bend her over the bed and fuck her from behind, needig suggestions on how to raise up a bed say half a foot or so, it's on one of those shit metal rolly frames and has a boxspring. Looking for a solution that's cheap and effective.
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:29 AM #2 (permalink)  
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shoot it with growth hormone and give it more food = taller bed
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:42 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:11 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:15 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I think they'd kick you out pretty quick.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:59 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Stack up pillows, ldo.
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:07 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Use two box springs. There are different sized box springs so you could use your current box spring plus a smaller one.
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:14 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Get those lift things that you stick under each leg?
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:29 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Get a taller girlfriend, obviously.


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Old 07-17-2009, 05:05 PM #10 (permalink)  
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http://www.amazon.com/Kennedy-Collec...7850312&sr=8-1

but shouldnt a small bed be a good match for a small girl?
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Old 07-17-2009, 06:11 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:09 PM #12 (permalink)  
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OP doesn't give a damn about bed height he just wanted to post a rather epic hidden brag.

And they make sex props for just this purpose
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:13 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Not sure what makes it epic, unless you have a short girl dangly feet fetish.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:19 PM #14 (permalink)  
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the epicness has to do with the hiddenness

the more people that don't see it the better it becomes, and if enough people dont get it it becomes epic. plus everythings epic on the internet

u shud know this stuff
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:28 PM #15 (permalink)  
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The shittyness of your reply was epic.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:56 PM #16 (permalink)  
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only if the shittyness was hidden
 
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Old 07-18-2009, 01:14 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Concrete blocks, one under each leg of the bed. It will cost you every bit of $4 to $6.
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Old 07-18-2009, 02:43 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2009, 12:21 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2009, 06:10 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2009, 11:26 PM #21 (permalink)  
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This is pure "Gold". Pun intended.
 
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:24 AM #22 (permalink)  
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This is pure "Gold". Pun intended.
does op's name happen to be ted, teddy, theodore, etc?
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Old 07-19-2009, 03:24 PM #23 (permalink)  
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uhhh

short beds do work for short girls.

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