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Reidak
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07-17-2009, 12:21 AM
Post subject: Need to make bed taller
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Flush
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Location: Toronto
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Short girlfriend plus short bed = hard to bend her over the bed and fuck her from behind, needig suggestions on how to raise up a bed say half a foot or so, it's on one of those shit metal rolly frames and has a boxspring. Looking for a solution that's cheap and effective.
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Lukie
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shoot it with growth hormone and give it more food = taller bed
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kingnat
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Full House
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Lay yourself and your gf down on a railroad track and wait for train...
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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jyms
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Ikea
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Hawk
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Flush
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Originally Posted by jyms
Ikea
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I think they'd kick you out pretty quick.
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BennyLaRue
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Stack up pillows, ldo.
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JL
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Full House
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Use two box springs. There are different sized box springs so you could use your current box spring plus a smaller one.
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yourfather
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Get those lift things that you stick under each leg?
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BankItDrew
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Get a taller girlfriend, obviously.
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andy-akb
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http://www.amazon.com/Kennedy-Collec...7850312&sr=8-1
but shouldnt a small bed be a good match for a small girl?
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Stack up pillows, ldo.
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www.liberator.com
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wufwugy
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OP doesn't give a damn about bed height he just wanted to post a rather epic hidden brag.
And they make sex props for just this purpose
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BennyLaRue
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Not sure what makes it epic, unless you have a short girl dangly feet fetish.
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wufwugy
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the epicness has to do with the hiddenness
the more people that don't see it the better it becomes, and if enough people dont get it it becomes epic. plus everythings epic on the internet
u shud know this stuff
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BennyLaRue
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The shittyness of your reply was epic.
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wufwugy
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only if the shittyness was hidden
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poker_pup
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Straight
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Concrete blocks, one under each leg of the bed. It will cost you every bit of $4 to $6.
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Jack Sawyer
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LOL, only insecure rookies have to brag.
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ted will never be baller
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yo
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Reidak
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removed pic link
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wesrman
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This is pure "Gold". Pun intended.
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
ted will never be baller
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This is pure "Gold". Pun intended. 
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does op's name happen to be ted, teddy, theodore, etc?
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Chelle
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uhhh
short beds do work for short girls.
stfu and stop being pansy!
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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