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    Pretty fucking slow weekend for CFB imo. I mean the lead story today was "GAME PLAYED AT NIGHT"
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    NC State fell to a powerhouse yesterday. We had a great comeback though, almost got it done. Still looking pretty damn solid this year if I do say so myself.
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    illfavor predictions for the game!??!?!.....sadly i think this game is going to be a lot closer to last years matchup than what a 1 vs 5 matchup should look like =(
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    NC State fell to a powerhouse yesterday.
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    Yeahhhhhaaahhhhh Michigan a likely 3-0


    please not to collapse like last season due to a defense that has more leaks than swiss cheese

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    Yea I haven't seen much of FSU this year but I think their QB is doing okay vs. air or whatever puff teams you've played. This team looks to be the all-around best (OU) since their last championship run, but you never know. Ever since Mike Stoops left Bob has been mostly lost in big time away games. I'd say like 48-24 but I honestly don't know enough about you guys, just that nothing I have seen thus far this year or last year scared me. If there is one thing OU can win it's shootouts.
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    Wouldn't have guessed that defense would prevail in this game.
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    good game, better than i expected....i have confidence in our ability to win the ACC this year and a BCS bowl.....watch out next year.
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    He just wins, mmkay?
    Why the hell did they have the 180lb boy-man playing QB in the second half? I get that the other dude was hurt, but he wanted to go back out there. Should have given him the shot in that big of a game imo. The freshman will have his chances down the road.

    I lol'd repeatedly when he got slung around from an arm tackle by guys 3x his size. Also lol'd at OU's secondary when that one pass slipped in there for a touchdown.

    Was a pretty good game though.

    Also, nothing new here but Andrew Luck is a man among boys. Can't wait to see who picks him up next year.
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    ACC Expansion: Syracuse, Pitt Eye Move That Could Capsize Big East - SBNation.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    ACC Expansion: Syracuse, Pitt Eye Move That Could Capsize Big East - SBNation.com

    Gearing up for *insert booming voice* SUUUPER COOONFRENCES
    Lol if the ACC grabs Texas.

    I'm honestly praying that FSU and VT ship over to the SEC. Muck Fiami.
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    me too rilla...me too


    although if they somehow bought miami along too, it wouldnt be a bad thing
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    Muck Fiami.

    It'd be cool to have FSU stay and bring on ND and Texas. ACC prob better for VT in the long run.

    VT would have a hard time recruiting athletes for the SEC that meet those lofty academic standards that have plagued us for years. FSU would be fine in the SEC though, cuz they dumb as hell.
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    cant get into college? go to florida state!
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    yea if texas/ND/pitt/cuse were all in the ACC id be super stoked....although id rather WVU than ND
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
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    Minus this post everything I've said about this year's team is sarcasm. We are fucking awful. BUT we are consistent.
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    No, I was talking about calling Wake Forest a powerhouse.

    Now that I'm back living in NC near Wake, I have to say that they have the snobbiest, most pretentious, piece of shit fan base. Like, I can't even go out downtown without wanting to bitch slap them and cut their croakies with my pocket knife. I fucking hate every single Wake student I've ever met, with a passion.
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    WVU's constant boo'ing and complete hatred of everything outside Morgantown is college football at it's finest. /sarcasm

    Hoping LSU puts a filthy beating on them that rivals one like 'Rillas Hokies did to App State
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    I didn't think it was possible to be this pissed when you are winning 21-0

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    Not that it would have mattered in the UNC game, but that 10 second time runoff is pretty gay imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Not that it would have mattered in the UNC game, but that 10 second time runoff is pretty gay imo
    How is a time runoff gay? Were the players making out during it? I guess that would certainly be a homosexual act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Not that it would have mattered in the UNC game, but that 10 second time runoff is not a ruling that I find favorable and is no way related to homosexual acts during the aforementioned decree set forth by the NCAA
    FMP

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    That's so gay of you to man up and apologize. Respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    How is a time runoff gay? Were the players making out during it? I guess that would certainly be a homosexual act.
    btw, asked after answered.

    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Not that it would have mattered in the UNC game, but that 10 second time runoff is pretty gay imo
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    ALL RISE FOR MICHIGAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    ALL RISE FOR MICHIGAN
    Clearing the O/U on their own and skunking Minn.

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    Hokies stay true to their tradition of getting ranked followed shortly by playing like a pee wee league team. Atleast it was to another ranked team this time.

    Tough loss. Va Tech is one of two ACC teams I can actually stand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Clearing the O/U on their own and skunking Minn.

    *golf clap*
    michigan is not contending for the big 10 title, they are not going to a good bowl.

    lemme have my moment when they go 6-0 and then like 2-4 =(

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    Having a shitty team sucks. I like how we've managed to find tall, athletic, caramel-skinned Sean Glennon to play QB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Hokies stay true to their tradition of getting ranked followed shortly by playing like a pee wee league team. Atleast it was to another ranked team this time.

    Tough loss. Va Tech is one of two ACC teams I can actually stand.
    Yeah, it's hard to shake the sense that even with this team + Tyrod Taylor... we'd still get rolled by any legit top 5 team, need to get lucky to skim over a legit top 10 team...

    But we've still got legit talent in spots. Our David Wilsons and Jayron Hosleys will rep us well on Sundays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    michigan is not contending for the big 10 title, they are not going to a good bowl.

    lemme have my moment when they go 6-0 and then like 2-4 =(
    It was still impressive. I wasn't being facetious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post

    But we've still got legit talent in spots. Our David Wilsons and Jayron Hosleys will rep us well on Sundays.
    Heard a rumor (pretty sure it was confirmed) David Wilson caught a loose rabbit during practice one day.

    That 19 yard run tonite where he covered like 75 yards of field was just goddamn insane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Heard a rumor (pretty sure it was confirmed) David Wilson caught a loose rabbit during practice one day.

    That 19 yard run tonite where he covered like 75 yards of field was just goddamn insane.
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    It's our game plan on every kick, might as well swing it on some runs. It's too fun to watch him play and hilarious to think we improved for having Ryan Williams leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Run sidesway
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    ????

    It's our game plan on every kick, might as well swing it on some runs. It's too fun to watch him play and hilarious to think we improved for having Ryan Williams leave.
    It was 126.4 yards covered according to this

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    michigan far far far overrated at the 12 spot, only way to go from here is down

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    Logan Thomas can go f himself. But any of you FTRers going to the Tech game Saturday? I'm most likely.

    So glad we traded Russell Wilson for Mike Glennon by the way.
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    yeah someone explain russel wilson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    yeah someone explain russel wilson?
    The gist is that he was drafted by the Colorado Rockies and always waited until the last minute (according to Tom O'brien - head coach at NC State) to come back to football. While he waited, O'brien thought it was unfair for backup QB Mike Glennon and most speculate that if O'brien waited this past year again for Wilson then Glennon would definitely transfer. Which seemed bad because Wilson wasn't a lock to come back so NC State would be left with no QB.

    In high school I had heard Wilson was really cocky by one of his classmates I knew so I wasn't expecting to like the guy. That turned out to be false. He was awesome on and off the field and obviously still is for Wisconsin. And we're stuck with a kid with a 3 foot neck.
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    Somehow Michigan is on upset alert today... I am befuddled as Michigan is going to go 6-0 and then 3-3

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    So apparently it only takes 3 seasons to go from National Championship caliber to Duke-esque caliber. There should be some sort of NCAA rule that you aren't allowed to play Alabama and LSU back to back.

    Va Tech had a legitimate nail biter and glad to see LT pull one out for his team. Although, rushing the field after beating an un-ranked Miami seemed a little over the top. Worst officiating I've seen in a while but such a great game!!

    Fuck Miami! Sucks to be U! Fuck FSU!
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    Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game: Miami vs. Virginia Tech - YouTube

    Seriously. This is one of the most fantastic CFB environments. I wish I had of done grad school at VT when I had the chance. Such a missed opportunity.
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    I like how we've managed to find tall, athletic, caramel-skinned Tyrod Taylor to play QB.

    It's a testament to the variance of the game that a week ago Thomas had essentially run a proof of concept for how he was not a good QB and now he's looking like a prospect who could really grow into something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game: Miami vs. Virginia Tech - YouTube

    Seriously. This is one of the most fantastic CFB environments. I wish I had of done grad school at VT when I had the chance. Such a missed opportunity.
    The classrooms are the same way; all screaming and jumping up and down. It's really not the best environment for getting an education.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    ALL RISE FOR MICHIGAN
    Yes. It is that time yet again.


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    Lol, you getting spanked sir. Learn to run the ball imo. State can teach you.
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    I'm pretty sure anyone who has ever played a football video game could call this game better than borges right now.

    DENARD CANNOT FUCKING THROW TO BEGIN WITH AND YOUR HAVING HIM THROW WITH 40 MPH WIND WTF.
    HOW MANY FUCKING OPPORTUNITIES HAVE YOU SQUANDERED THIS GAME BECAUSE OF YOUR WTF PLAY CALLING!?!?!?!?

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    WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CALL WAS THAT BORGES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    please direct me to the nearest suicide booth.

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    Not challenging the spot of that ball and then calling for a slow developing play action pass are the 1 and 2 dumbest fucking things in all of college football this season. i'm calling it right now.

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    k lets go michigan if we lose to purdue.... well i dont even wanna think of what i would do if we lost to purdue

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    The new planking/coning/owling/batmanning/etc.

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    P.S. @LostGamedayFan on twitter has started an "Occupy Herbstreit" movement. Where you troll actual "Occupy XXYY" places with NCAA signs. My throat hurts from laughing so hard at some of them.
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    my stream site firstrow seems to have caught the lame and keeps redirecting me.

    anyone else got a stream site please? need for thailandaments

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    at this point in the day i'd like to say

    THX TEHAS A ANNNNNN MMMMMMM, MSU, VA TECH, AARRRRR KANSAS

    for making the michigan shitty performance seem less shitty by comparison

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    at this point in the day i'd like to say

    THX TEHAS A ANNNNNN MMMMMMM, MSU, VA TECH, AARRRRR KANSAS

    for making the michigan shitty performance seem less shitty by comparison
    No shit!

    CFB is sloppy as all hell today.
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    i'm going to be down right vexed when kellen moore doesn't get a chance to play for the title when their SOS is better than stanford and OSU

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    Nice troll bb
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    Wow, it's still October and the Big Ten has played its way out of the National Championship Game already.

    Oh well... very grateful for (and completely baffled at) Nebraska kicking the shit out of the Sparties.
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    It's actually kind of amazing how it worked out this way...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    It's actually kind of amazing how it worked out this way...


    Doesn't this just say that every team has at least one loss?

    I remember years back there being a website that would show you the X beat Y beat Z thread between almost any two teams.
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    Game of the century and all that jazz. pfft

    LETS GO BLUE

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    umm pass interference refs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    umm pass interference refs?
    pfft. Typical liberals with their war on good pass defense.
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    a chicken in every pot good sir

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    THANK YOU PENALTY GODS FOR THE ILLEGAL SNAP

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    GIVE US THE TOUCHDOWNS YOU DOUCHEBAGS

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    WOW WHAT THE FUCK REFS HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU DICK US IN THE ASS?

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