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05-26-2008, 01:57 AM
Post subject: NBA Play-Off Commercials and etc...
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Just a few rants since I am forced to watch the same commercials over and over…
1. Heineken commercial. I didn’t understand it at first, then I got it, then I kept watching it to guess the sequence of all the people, now I can’t stop doing it. Now I hate that damn commercial.
2. McDonalds “new” chicken sandwich. “Don’t settle for the ordinary” huh?? You came up with a chicken sandwich where you take away the lettuce and mayo and throw some damn pickles on it. Genius!!! Way to think outside the box. Is the American consumer that stupid?? I suppose they are.
3. New Eddie Murphy movie. Does anyone actually pay to see an Eddie Murphy movie anymore?? Hey Eddie, be ONE person and be NORMAL. Remember Beverly Hills Cop??? That was ok. Your just trying to make a buck now, you’re a whore.
On a separate side note… I was surfing during commercials in the game and caught the beginning of I, Robot. In the beginning they list all the rules for robots. I thought they were doing them in some weird robot talk, then Will Smith leaves his apartment and runs into the Fed Ex robot, who speaks in the same f’ed up robot language. Took like 15 minutes into the movie before I saw the damn T at the bottom of the screen and realized it was on Telemundo. F’ing Spanish station. Although the chicks on those stations are so hot. You swear all of Mexico is scantily clad hot skanks. Anyway, on the same tangent I ended up watching Herbie Fully Loaded during half and during commercials. Because Lindsey Lohan is sooooo hot in that movie.
Please folks feel to add as the commercial fustration adds up.
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will641
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that chicken sandwich, along with everything at mcd's, looks revolting.
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WNBA commercials, no one gives a damn
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Originally Posted by Bbickes
WNBA commercials, no one gives a damn
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lol these are so bad.
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The stuid I-tunes commercial with Coldplay. Are you guys U2 now? Those are Bono's moves dude. You can't do them right unless ya got some funky ass glasses.
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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
The stuid I-tunes commercial with Coldplay. Are you guys U2 now? Those are Bono's moves dude. You can't do them right unless ya got some funky ass glasses.
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I really like that song they play in the commerical though.
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Precisely.
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Is it still 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will or whatever?
I might have gotten the percentages wrong.
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will641
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Originally Posted by zxqv8
Is it still 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will or whatever?
I might have gotten the percentages wrong.
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nah dude, that was so last year.
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i like the freecreditreport commercials but i seem to be in the minority on that one.
if i had gone to freeeeeeee credit... report dot com, i woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb!
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Deuce Blue
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i like the freecreditreport commercials but i seem to be in the minority on that one.
if i had gone to freeeeeeee credit... report dot com, i woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb!
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I actually don't mind the freecreditreport.com ones except for one fact. The dude singing when he's working in the seafood place isn't even making an attempt to look like he's playing the guitar. At the end he finally moves his hand but c'mon. Your suppose to be playing a guitar, move the hand a bit, move your fingers on the fret a bit, BE A GUITAR player. Have some pride in your craft for Gods sake.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i like the freecreditreport commercials but i seem to be in the minority on that one.
if i had gone to freeeeeeee credit... report dot com, i woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb!
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the newest one isnt very good, but i thought the first one, and the one where hes a pirate in a restaurant were funny,
also, i am getting really sick of the d wade/barkley tmobile commercials.
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dwade/barkley commercials were so good when they first came out though. I giggled and stuff. They ruined a good thing imo.
They should have the half time crew act out commercials like they do on radio shows sometimes. That would be fantastic.
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And on the stupid VW commercials. Is the chick with the fro Lenny Kravitz's old drummer?? Did he kick her ass to the curb and now she is reduced to commercials?? I assume it isn't but wasn't sure.
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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05-28-2008, 07:07 PM
Post subject: Re: NBA Play-Off Commercials and etc...
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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
Took like 15 minutes into the movie before I saw the damn T at the bottom of the screen and realized it was on Telemundo. F’ing Spanish station. Although the chicks on those stations are so hot. You swear all of Mexico is scantily clad hot skanks.
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I sooooooo LOL'd at this
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i like the freecreditreport commercials but i seem to be in the minority on that one.
if i had gone to freeeeeeee credit... report dot com, i woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb!
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the newest one isnt very good, but i thought the first one, and the one where hes a pirate in a restaurant were funny,
also, i am getting really sick of the d wade/barkley tmobile commercials. |
I thought the chronology went like this:
1. basement
2. sub-compact car
3. pirate in restaurant
I agree though (I think?) that that the one in the car is the worst, relatively speaking.
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will641
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by Lukie
i like the freecreditreport commercials but i seem to be in the minority on that one.
if i had gone to freeeeeeee credit... report dot com, i woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb!
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the newest one isnt very good, but i thought the first one, and the one where hes a pirate in a restaurant were funny,
also, i am getting really sick of the d wade/barkley tmobile commercials. |
I thought the chronology went like this:
1. basement
2. sub-compact car
3. pirate in restaurant
I agree though (I think?) that that the one in the car is the worst, relatively speaking. |
yeah were on the same page, high five! however i thought the sub-compact car was the newest. doesnt matter though.
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In terms of the game, its celtics up 1-0 now. Surprisingly IMO.
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