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Trikflow77
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03-29-2007, 03:03 AM
Post subject: Name my new biz, win 20 bucks
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Me and my brother are starting a coffee shop, with girls in bikinis selling the coffee. We havent put much thought into a name yet, which we need to do. So i thought i would use you guys to help me out The only thing is the name MUST let the consumer know that there is half naked girls selling the coffee. Winnar get 20 bucks shipped to them on stars if i use the name which i most likely will.
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gabe
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hot stuff
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gabe
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babes and beans
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gabe
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beans and babes
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Flush
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"The half-naked girls selling coffee shoppe"
It's sutble, honest and to the point
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Flush
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Hooterbucks?
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Knytestorme
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Flush
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Beans'n'Bikinis ?
Actually, think I prefer Bikinis'N'Beans a little better
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gabe
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im not putting my good suggestions up until you agree to some royalty payments
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by gabe
im not putting my good suggestions up until you agree to some royalty payments
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haha
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Hooterbucks made me laugh.
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edit: nevermind. I have the perfect name, but its worth way, way more than 20 bucks.
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beezies and hot brew
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doe boys fresh
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beans and bosoms
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voluptuous java
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will you be able to pay for a lil extra sugar?
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ISF wins
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Borgib
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03-29-2007, 01:23 PM
Post subject: I got a couple
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Javalicious
The Naked Coffee Shop
The Scantily-clad Coffee Shop
Coffee hold the clothes
Coffee and Skin
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Camel Joes
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Not your Fathers Coffee Shop
Hot Stuff & Hot Stuff (will split it with Gabe)
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Jugs of Coffee
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Get a Cup and Eye Full
Coffee Cups and D Cups
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Okay Maybe I should write them down and post them all at once
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Chicks Flow Coffee (Shop)
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They already have these in Seattle. All coffee trends start here.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...egirls22e.html
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Lattes and Hotties.
Badonkin' Donuts.
No matter what you name it, you must label the sizes:
A Cup,
B Cup
C Cup
D Cup
and
Double D cup.
I demand it.
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gabe
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how about call the place 'cups' ?
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how about call the place 'cups' ?
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What about C Cups. The c has a double meaning with coffe cups and c cups.
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gabe
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maybe, trik are you hiring any girls who wear c cups ??
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Originally Posted by gabe
how about call the place 'cups' ?
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What about C Cups. The c has a double meaning with coffe cups and c cups.
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This was my suggestion lol
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Bagels and Buns
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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The Coffee Shop where hot Bikini-wearing sloots serve you mediocre coffee.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by gabe
maybe, trik are you hiring any girls who wear c cups ??
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i have 3 girls so far that are going to work, ine is a c cup, the other two are bigger i think.
Gabe do you get negative royalties if this bombs?
BTW, there are some good ideas in here, some are quite funny
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I've got it.
The Perky-ulator.
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i have 3 girls so far that are going to work, ine is a c cup, the other two are bigger i think.
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We need to evaluate your business plan.
Pics, now, please.
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How about some alliteration with the Barista name:
Beautiful Baristas
Bartista Babes' Coffee House
Baristas in Bikinis
Tropical Barista Babes
Bodacious Baristas Coffee/Java
Bountiful Baristas Coffee/Java
Buxom Baristas Coffee/Java
Bosom Baristas Coffee/Java
Bold Baristas Coffee/Java
and finally . . .
Bosom Buddies' Coffee House -- My personal favorite
Bold Java, Inc.
or
Java Hut w/Smut (Penthouse on the coffee tables)
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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How about:
Debbie Does Donuts
Teez Coffeehouse
Bodacious Cafe
Curves-n-Coffee
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The Bikini Bean
C_up o Joe
C_up o Java
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Trikflow77
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dam this is going to be tough.
LOL, am i supposed to be like "hey let me take your picture to put on the intahnet."
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Coffee Cabaret
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Cup of Hoe
Big Cups
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Juicy Java(s)
We Serve Coffee Too
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We Perk You Up, Perkies, We're Perky, etc.
Demitasse in D's
The Sexpresso Shop
Mugs and Jugs
HOT Coffee
HOTtie Coffee
Eye Openers
Two Cups
Cups R' Us
Slogan (extra $$ obviously):
"Where even black coffee comes with a little milk."
"The second cup is on us."
"Where everything is perky."
"Because you can't keep your hands off our cups."
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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bigred
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Motorboatin' Mocha should be one of your flavors.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Motorboatin' Mocha should be one of your flavors.
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awesome.
also, they must wear thongs and you must have a stripper pole in the middle of the sitting area.
sign idea: cartoon of hot topless chick holding two cups of coffee in front of her with steam rising up to barely obscure her nipplets.
So many ideas because I'm procrastinating because I have a test tommorow. That and because I'm a pervert.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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where is this coffee joint, cause I think we need an FTR trip one day.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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