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sandstorm
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08-21-2005, 09:12 PM
Post subject: Naked / almost naked girlfriends -NSFDM
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Flush
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Very easy, just post all yer pictars here, kthx.
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Phlegm
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Straight
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LOL
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SinkRox
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Full House
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seeing as my gf has just dumped me its very tempting!
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
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Tim Vecchioni
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Flush
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back looking to make some moolah
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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why did i know timwould be the first.
meh
mines on hols i shall but try anyway......
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Tim Vecchioni
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Flush
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mines in my avater...thats why, its nice and easy to just point an arrow
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back looking to make some moolah
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Xianti
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Tim, can you un-distort the photo? It's tough to ogle your girlfriend when her photo's all misshapen.
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BobbySalami
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
mines in my avater...thats why, its nice and easy to just point an arrow
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I HTAEZ YOUZES TIM!.........lucky prick 
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
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Once my web hosting comes back maybe I'll post a picture for you guys.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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sandstorm
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Flush
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We are heading in the right direction here folks
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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donkbee
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WELP
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this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend??? 
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
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Originally Posted by Fnord
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Sykedupp
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
www.twoplustwo.com
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Hogimacaca
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Originally Posted by Sykedupp
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
www.twoplustwo.com
-Chris |
hahahahahhahahah
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Hoe-g-muh-ca-ca
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elipsesjeff
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls. Look for 'Rilla for instance....
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat off by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance.... |
FYP BOI!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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elipsesjeff
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat off by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance.... |
FYP BOI!
-'rilla |
rofl
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Legendash
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat off by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance.... |
FYP BOI!
-'rilla |
I wonder why there are so few girls on FTR...
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storm75m
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Flush
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Lack of Discipline and Over-Confidence... The root of all poker evil.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Storm75m you look like this guy in my hockey league who we all think looks like Todd Bertuzzi. Not saying you look like Todd Bertuzzi, but you do look like that guy.
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esattech
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more more!!
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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yeah
two girls, only one naked
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Xianti
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I see cannabis.
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trACE
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Originally Posted by Legendash
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???
(lol not enough females posting in this forum ...) |
...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat off by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance.... |
FYP BOI!
-'rilla |
I wonder why there are so few girls on FTR... |
No idea gorilla.  Someone please enlighten us.
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<boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
you have to think to play poker..
kthxgg
<trACE> hmm
my pokerdb stats vs. yours
HAH!
kthxggtyfp
<dwarfman> boost
got
owned.
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Andy
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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-trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter 
seriously shes awsome
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Pingviini
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Full House
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What do those weird letter combinations like NSFDM and FYP and BOI mean. Thanks.
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Not Safe For Dwarfman
Fixed Your Post
Bpingviini Ois an Idiot.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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CrunchyNuts
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Andy
-trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
seriously shes awsome |
That's really interesting pronoun usage, esp if you put the 'y' on trace's name.
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Spook
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Andy
-trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
seriously shes awsome |
Lol, that is a photo OF TRACEY you are looking at in HER avatar.
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Andy
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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okay trace your hot
is that better
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Staresy
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Andy
okay trace your hot
is that better
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No.......... but you're almost there
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Andy
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Staresy
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Originally Posted by Andy
okay trace your hot
is that better
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No.......... but you're almost there |
trace is not hot
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trACE
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Southern California
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Originally Posted by Spook
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Originally Posted by Andy
-trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
seriously shes awsome |
Lol, that is a photo OF TRACEY you are looking at in HER avatar. |
Godamnit Spook! Must you tell everyone!? Now I gotta' hide!
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<boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
you have to think to play poker..
kthxgg
<trACE> hmm
my pokerdb stats vs. yours
HAH!
kthxggtyfp
<dwarfman> boost
got
owned.
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trACE
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Southern California
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Originally Posted by CrunchyNuts
That's really interesting pronoun usage, esp if you put the 'y' on trace's name.
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They say I'm clever...
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<boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
you have to think to play poker..
kthxgg
<trACE> hmm
my pokerdb stats vs. yours
HAH!
kthxggtyfp
<dwarfman> boost
got
owned.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Most disappointing thread evar.
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NobleTruths
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Most disappointing thread evar.
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I think it is damn funny.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Fine I'll play until Chelle notices
NSFW http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8134/sanyo1062.jpg NSFW
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Chelle is gonna kill you when she finds out you posted that pic!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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I wish I had one of spoon to post.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Don't you?
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/289/jessethong49wg.jpg
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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wp
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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hahahaha yessss
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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kevster
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Full House
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Whatever happened to Staresy?
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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kingnat
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Full House
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Oh baby!!
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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kiwiMark
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Most disappointing thread evar.
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omg most infuriating bump ever, I can't believe I actually just wasted my time reading this sack of shit.
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
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fuck you kiwi
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
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dis is pretty sexy
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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hmmm
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