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Old 12-07-2007, 11:55 AM     Post subject: my late night snack (or how i learned to love the 1L) (NSFW) #1 (permalink)  
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So im up making my outlines and checklists for my law finals and I get hungry.

So I make a snack:



Can anyone guess what's in it?

Winner gets to hear me talk about why law school is crazy.
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:19 PM #2 (permalink)  
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that looks icky
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:19 PM #3 (permalink)  
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who took a dump on your plate
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:20 PM #4 (permalink)  
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just looking at that unholy pastrami wrap thing makes me want to vomit
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:21 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I would rather eat rat feces
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:22 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:22 PM #7 (permalink)  
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just looking at that unholy pastrami wrap thing makes me want to vomit
rofl, it was pretty good imo.

plus im poor, i dont get to eat baller shit 24/7 like you poker players.
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i can only guess: pastrami and cheese wraps with a delicious peanut butter/cheeze whiz mixture?
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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i can only guess: pastrami and cheese wraps with a sacrilicious peanut butter/cheeze whiz mixture?
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:59 PM #10 (permalink)  
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roast beef with cheese and dijon mustard
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:04 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Atkins Sandwiches, no bread. And they look like pastrami and swiss. Is that squeeze cheese?
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:11 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Roast beef + salami + pepper jack cheese + honey dijon mustard

alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:12 PM #13 (permalink)  
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sweet bologna and cream cheese?

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Old 12-07-2007, 01:13 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:23 PM #15 (permalink)  
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roast beef and swiss? I have no idea why I'm still guessing.

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Old 12-07-2007, 01:53 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Roast beef + salami + pepper jack cheese + honey dijon mustard

alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
Hey that's not fair, your not allowed to guess. You have inside information.
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:37 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Can your gf be my late night snack?
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:08 PM #18 (permalink)  
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alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
that sounds so good
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:35 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:43 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Ya me too. Simple but effective
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:53 PM #21 (permalink)  
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omg that is the grossest thing ive ever seen
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:22 PM #22 (permalink)  
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pastrami/or roast beef cheese and cheese whiz?
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:55 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Can your gf be my late night snack?
wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:36 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Can your gf be my late night snack?
wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
i was actually lol'ing.
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:08 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Can your gf be my late night snack?
wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
hence the roast beef
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:15 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:21 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 12-08-2007, 04:18 PM #28 (permalink)  
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no way kate from katesplayground is very hot. but the chick she is with has a beer gut.

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Old 12-10-2007, 06:35 PM #29 (permalink)  
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beer gut > hoof
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:33 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Oh yeah, that's the chick with the hoof hahaha

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Old 12-21-2007, 08:08 AM #31 (permalink)  
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