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vqc
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12-07-2007, 11:55 AM
Post subject: my late night snack (or how i learned to love the 1L) (NSFW)
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Straight Flush
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So im up making my outlines and checklists for my law finals and I get hungry.
So I make a snack:

Can anyone guess what's in it?
Winner gets to hear me talk about why law school is crazy.
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TheFaucet
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that looks icky
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TheFaucet
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who took a dump on your plate
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TheFaucet
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just looking at that unholy pastrami wrap thing makes me want to vomit
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TheFaucet
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I would rather eat rat feces
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TheFaucet
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santorum
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vqc
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Originally Posted by TheFaucet
just looking at that unholy pastrami wrap thing makes me want to vomit
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rofl, it was pretty good imo.
plus im poor, i dont get to eat baller shit 24/7 like you poker players.
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bode
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i can only guess: pastrami and cheese wraps with a delicious peanut butter/cheeze whiz mixture?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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TheFaucet
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Originally Posted by bode
i can only guess: pastrami and cheese wraps with a sacrilicious peanut butter/cheeze whiz mixture?
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flomo
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Full House
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roast beef with cheese and dijon mustard
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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jyms
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Atkins Sandwiches, no bread. And they look like pastrami and swiss. Is that squeeze cheese?
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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Roast beef + salami + pepper jack cheese + honey dijon mustard
alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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sweet bologna and cream cheese?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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WildBobAA
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penises
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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roast beef and swiss? I have no idea why I'm still guessing.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jyms
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Originally Posted by vqc
Roast beef + salami + pepper jack cheese + honey dijon mustard
alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
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Hey that's not fair, your not allowed to guess. You have inside information.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Can your gf be my late night snack?
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Alibi
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Flush
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Originally Posted by vqc
alternate combo would be roast beef + pepperoni + honey dijon mustard
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that sounds so good
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bigred
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
penises
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i laughed
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Irisheyes
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
penises
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i laughed
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Ya me too. Simple but effective
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Lukie
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omg that is the grossest thing ive ever seen
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pastrami/or roast beef cheese and cheese whiz?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Can your gf be my late night snack?
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wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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bode
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Can your gf be my late night snack?
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wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
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i was actually lol'ing.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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vqc
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Can your gf be my late night snack?
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wanna munch on them meaty piss flaps huh?
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hence the roast beef
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vqc
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Originally Posted by Lukie
omg that is the grossest thing ive ever seen
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Haha, are they down sydrome?
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
Haha, are they down sydrome?
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no way kate from katesplayground is very hot. but the chick she is with has a beer gut.
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beer gut > hoof
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Oh yeah, that's the chick with the hoof hahaha
Would you fuck the hoof?
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vqc
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Would you fuck the hoof?
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