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Old 09-23-2008, 12:35 AM     Post subject: My girlfriend is the shit #1 (permalink)  
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spoonitnow: get this, showed my gf that hand
spoonitnow: she made a funny face for a second then was like OH he has aces full and you only have kings full
spoonitnow: i almost cried
euphoricism: roflmao
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:48 AM #2 (permalink)  
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CHECK NonnoBBQ:
BET spoonitnow , $4
RAISE NonnoBBQ, $6 to $10
CALL spoonitnow , $6

u play bad


Girlfriend:
Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

Girlfriend:
Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

Girlfriend:
Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:42 AM #3 (permalink)  
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u play bad
Yeah. After he announced his hand wtf aren't you getting all the money in?
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:53 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-23-2008, 03:04 AM #5 (permalink)  
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seems like spoon played it fine...lol
My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
 
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Old 09-23-2008, 04:56 AM #6 (permalink)  
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CHECK NonnoBBQ:
BET spoonitnow , $4
RAISE NonnoBBQ, $6 to $10
CALL spoonitnow , $6

u play bad
yeah, crazy guy just called in position with a full house when villain is almost certainly shoving on the river regardless, what a moran
oh come on i was just sidelining the OP into something it isn't.








but seriously... 7 outs? going to shove
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Old 09-23-2008, 05:34 AM #7 (permalink)  
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i think i deleted my post on accident
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Old 09-23-2008, 05:44 AM #8 (permalink)  
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i think i deleted my post on accident
It's okay mang

I joke around a lot FYI
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Old 09-23-2008, 07:35 AM #9 (permalink)  
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I don't know how this happened, but this was supposed to be [x] no poker in commune.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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