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SinkRox
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02-17-2006, 06:48 AM
Post subject: My date with the lap dancer goes like this.. (T*Ts UP!)
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brighton, UK
Posts: 624
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Would like to share my night, as I only go on dates about once a yr and this one managed to go aaaaall wrong...
I havea a bad week, varience, 6-buyin downswing and feel a cold comming on... But I get a valentines card from this cutie I pulled ata party a while back  thats all good and we arrage to meet thu night...not all good..
8.30 We were ment to meet...
Its 8.45 and she hasn't showed... wth's going on I know she's keen but shes not showing..
Double Rum and ice at the bar Please, and I'm drinking on my lonesome.
Abusive Txt 1: "Why the fuck haven't u turned up? U loser."
I dont take kindly to being pushed around.
9:10 She rings me from her home "I'm sorry I'm sorry I have no credit I got ID'd and have had to get a taxi back to get my passport, i'll be there soon" Sweet, I'll give here another chance.
Another Double Rum and Ice...
9:20 She arrives with her mate (Duh, I wanted some drinks on our own) and regretably WE GO TO A RnB CLUB!!! Now I'm an indie fan, i'll also go out to psy-trance/hard dance but its v rare to see me at the 'look-at-me'-clubs cos theyre so friggin shite... but she got me there...
It was so shit, one good thing came of it and I bumped into an old friend Wayneo who plays mid-very high stakes (Ive watched him at 10kNL!), so it was good to see a fellow poker junkie out.
12 Midnight Strikes: I've pulled her once or twice but at this point I've lost her and her mate and find myself sitting half consious on a chair and ~30 mins has passed 'huh wtf's going on' I get up and leave...
Abusive Txt No2: U know wat yeh ur hot... But u met me so late th.en u fuk off So... Fuk u dont wan ne hassel Good fukin bye.
And I wake on my sofa hugging a big cusion at 7AM.
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DoGGz
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You and Prozach should hang out.
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SinkRox
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brighton, UK
Posts: 624
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He seems like a fun guy.
Now Im sobering up im debating weather to appologise for having a go at her.. but im so not a groveller when it comes to women. I may flip a coin on this.
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
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I just ate two bags of popcorn drank two huge glasses of water and watched Cool Runnings, and you know what I did? 3 tears at the end of Cool Runnings.... wtf Saving Private Ryan ok maybe thats sad and a war movie, Cool Running while amazing damn...
Maybe becasue I am so used to playing in competetive sports or in competetive groups... Just the emotions I know so well are in that movie. Great stuff.
/bring on the ProZach is emo threads, Im not but w/e
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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SinkRox
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brighton, UK
Posts: 624
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Hell theres no-way im appologising, I'll ignore her and see if she gets in touch again.
No need for a coin flip, I just asked myself... Who do i wanna be?
The guy in the
Or the guy in the
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" Waking life
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ake
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Compton - L.A
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You cried from cool runnings.......................................... .................................................. ..................................
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
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cuz black people failed obv
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Irisheyes
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: over there
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WTF dude, I agree with the don't take any shit approach but a bit of grovelling ain't all that demeaning if you get to fuck a lapdancer.
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journey075
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Originally Posted by ake
You cried from cool runnings.......................................... .................................................. ..................................
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ilikeaces86
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Nov 2004
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You guys have very poor social skills
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Can someone make me a GAY stamp of disapproval for threads like these. Basically the big red (haha) stamped letters they put on documents and notaries saying GAY.
Until then
GAY
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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Originally Posted by SinkRox
Hell theres no-way im appologising, I'll ignore her and see if she gets in touch again.
No need for a coin flip, I just asked myself... Who do i wanna be?
The guy in the
Or the guy in the
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Standard, +EP
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Originally Posted by bigred
Can someone make me a GAY stamp of disapproval for threads like these. Basically the big red (haha) stamped letters they put on documents and notaries saying GAY.
Until then
GAY
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Made from createastamp.com
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Looks too artificial. I'd like to fine one where it's just the stamp with the outline of red. Appreciate it though dmang.
Gonna use this from now on
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Fnord
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
You guys have very poor social skills
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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You didn't once call her fat. The night was a failure.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by Fnord
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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
You guys have very poor social skills
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You didn't once call her fat. The night was a failure.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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what the fuck.. she showed up late, showed up with baggage, then ditched you. And you are thinking about apologizing... BWAHAHAHHAHAHA
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
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I'm with boost. She's good for a hate fuck, and thats about it.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
I'm with boost. She's good for a hate fuck, and thats about it.
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also known as a 'grudge fuck.' Grudge fucks are IMO almost as good as having fevor sex.
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