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Old 08-31-2009, 10:35 PM     Post subject: MY DAD STOLE MY IDENTITY? WTF!?!?!?!? #1 (permalink)  
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So I get home from boot camp last Monday and I look on my cell phone and I have all these 1-800 #'s. I call it up, it's Consumer's Energy, they were trying to contact me for an overdue bill for $237.

I tell them I've never opened an account with them and they say, "Oh yes you haz, at such and such address." I'm like, "That's my dad's address, but I havent talked to him in almost 3 1/2 months and I've never lived there."

I get put on insta-hold. All of sudden I'm on the phone with a "Senior Representative" and she's asking me all these questions about where I've lived, bunch of info about me, SSN, all that jazz. About midway through I'm like, "Um, what's all this about?" "We believe you father may have stolen your identity, this is a very serious issue and we are putting together a report so we can file it with the police and an investigating thing."

I'm thinking, JFC!!! Way to go Pops. Gonna get your ass thrown in jail. WHEEEE!

So yea, a lil background. My dad is a bum. That is all.
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