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spoonitnow
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09-02-2008, 01:10 PM
Post subject: My bad boy of FTR image is ruined
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Straight Flush
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How will I inspire newbies ever again?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Silly String
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Full House
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Don't you have to at least do a PSA or community service for this
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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but your avatar is awesome so all is goot.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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jyms
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Don't worry, Xianti is just polishing it, he knows that it will be of good use in the future. You wont be without the strike for that long, but I am sure you feel a little naked.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Strike 1
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Best sig ever?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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d0zer
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what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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wesrman
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Full House
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Best sig ever?
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Nope.
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
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In all fairness spoons sig make me LOL bigtime, i just had a tuffish image where john mccain gets sucked out on for the 5th time in a row and starts yelling and cursing at his computer.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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dick_pump
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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A random I went to high school with that we discussed briefly in IRC. Just another example of people who would be better off having participated in IRC discussion so they wouldn't feel so out of the loop. :]
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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Hes in love with him ldo.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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A random I went to high school with that we discussed briefly in IRC. Just another example of people who would be better off having participated in IRC discussion so they wouldn't feel so out of the loop. :]
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IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
And why d'u have to many pics of him? Lurking his myspace page for wank material?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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A random I went to high school with that we discussed briefly in IRC. Just another example of people who would be better off having participated in IRC discussion so they wouldn't feel so out of the loop. :]
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IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
And why d'u have to many pics of him? Lurking his myspace page for wank material?
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That's a fun generalization. IRC is also a much more efficient manner of discussing hands than a bulletin board format.
All of those pictures were linked directly from his Facebook because I enjoy making fun of dumb shit, and he is definitely a dumb shit.
And yes, I'm obviously gay.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
That's a fun generalization.
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And yes, I'm obviously gay.
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LDO
Fun generalizations are awesome!
I actually used to spend a lot of time on IRC...maybe I'll giver a shot, even if it means I've gotta spend more time talking to stupid kids like zilla
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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That's a fun generalization.
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And yes, I'm obviously gay.
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LDO
Fun generalizations are awesome!
I actually used to spend a lot of time on IRC...maybe I'll giver a shot, even if it means I've gotta spend more time talking to stupid kids like zilla 
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John McCain talked to zilla and it worked out fine for him.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
John McCain talked to zilla and it worked out fine for him.
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Political suicide to interact with anyone who has even one strike...
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by d0zer
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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A random I went to high school with that we discussed briefly in IRC. Just another example of people who would be better off having participated in IRC discussion so they wouldn't feel so out of the loop. :]
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IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
And why d'u have to many pics of him? Lurking his myspace page for wank material?
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That's a fun generalization. IRC is also a much more efficient manner of discussing hands than a bulletin board format.
All of those pictures were linked directly from his Facebook because I enjoy making fun of dumb shit, and he is definitely a dumb shit.
And yes, I'm obviously gay.
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So uh....come here often?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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aka_red
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Originally Posted by d0zer
IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
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(1:11:08 PM) d0zer [40bb2a5a@67.207.141.120] entered the room.
yIPES!
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by reDZill4
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Originally Posted by d0zer
IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
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(1:11:08 PM) d0zer [40bb2a5a@67.207.141.120] entered the room.
yIPES!

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I used to be in quake2/3 clans
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
what's the significance of that bluetooth douchebag you keep posting all over the forums?
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A random I went to high school with that we discussed briefly in IRC. Just another example of people who would be better off having participated in IRC discussion so they wouldn't feel so out of the loop. :]
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IRC is for fags in video game 'clans', people who don't have good private torrent sites, and BBS kids who wet the bed.
And why d'u have to many pics of him? Lurking his myspace page for wank material?
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That's a fun generalization. IRC is also a much more efficient manner of discussing hands than a bulletin board format.
All of those pictures were linked directly from his Facebook because I enjoy making fun of dumb shit, and he is definitely a dumb shit.
And yes, I'm obviously gay.
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So uh....come here often?
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If by "here" you mean "reDZill4's mouth" then yes.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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oh, cool.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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aka_red
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I only got 1 now... Does that make me the new leader of the Noob Army?
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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Jack Sawyer
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LOLOL at the new sig
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