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Old 07-21-2008, 05:03 PM     Post subject: Motivational Posters #1 (permalink)  
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Ok so i think I've read through the whole commune and I was crying like a baby because i was laughing so hard, and decided I should contribute.

Lets see what you got. Go to http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php make it funny, and post it here!
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:03 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:02 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:12 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:24 PM #5 (permalink)  
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not to self, dont get ridiculously hammered at new years eve parties and then have a competition to see how much milk you can down.
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:37 PM #6 (permalink)  
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 Bears fetch used condoms wat
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:43 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 <spoon_afk> http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...37.html#723989
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<yAAwn|> I don't understand
<yAAwn|> the dog picture
<sil693> me neither
<yAAwn|> :S
<yAAwn|> fail imo
<sil693> i couldnt think of anything to write uder my pic, i just like the pic
<yAAwn|> lol
<yAAwn|> at least urs makes sense
<yAAwn|> I really can't wrap my head around his pic ugh
<yAAwn|> it's a dog
<yAAwn|> and he's talking about condoms in the trash?
<yAAwn|> B E A R?
<sandstorm> the dogs name is bear
<sil693> i know, its like wtf
<spoon_afk> so yeah
<sandstorm> and bear drags used condoms out of the trash?
<yAAwn|> so what does the sentence mean?
<sandstorm> but its not funny obv
<spoon_afk> I didn't get it either
<spoon_afk> But I'm from North Carolina
<yAAwn|> lol
<spoon_afk> So that's obviously why
* spoon_afk is now known as spoonitnow
<spoonitnow> According to him
<yAAwn|> so the dog eats condoms?
<yAAwn|> or some shit?
<sandstorm> he drags them out of the trash
<sandstorm> thats it
<sandstorm>
<yAAwn|> well thats not funny anyway
<sandstorm> ldo
<yAAwn|> who the fuck wants to drag used condoms out of the trash
<yAAwn|> ;(
<sil693> bear
<sil693> ldo
<sandstorm> a dog
<yAAwn|> LMFAO
<sandstorm> named bear
<yAAwn|> !!!
<yAAwn|> lol
<sandstorm> obv
<yAAwn|> sarry
<sandstorm> ldo
<sandstorm> lol
<sandstorm> etc
<spoonitnow> So like
<spoonitnow> On a scale from 1 to 1000
<yAAwn|> so can I quote and right fail?
<spoonitnow> How funny was that pic
<yAAwn|> write**
<yAAwn|> 2?
<spoonitnow> With 1000 is funny
<spoonitnow> And 1 sucks
<yAAwn|> 23
<yAAwn|> cuz umm
<spoonitnow> Ok
<yAAwn|> 2
<yAAwn|> ;(
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:45 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:45 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:47 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:53 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:40 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:59 AM #13 (permalink)  
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 u guys had better love me after this.... i spent hrs...
i also previewed this post and noticed a lot of mistakes... like repeat pictures, but i don't give a shit. i worked too hard to pleaseure you. btw, the one at the bottom with the nakid chick with the guitar, it is supposed to say: OMG She has a rock band guitar...or something like that.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:35 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:59 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:24 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Drew's post = 1 big collaboration of funny.

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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:22 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:18 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:28 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:53 PM #38 (permalink)  
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Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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