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09-11-2008, 07:50 AM
Post subject: 'most stupid things I've done before' thread
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Was thinking today about the most stupid things I've done before, and a couple sprang to mind... and it got me thinking, what are the most stupid things you guys have done before?
1. I was out with some friends on a weekday night and it was late, I called my friend on the mobile from the kebab shop and someone answered the phone quite gruff sounding 'ELLO' I could tell they weren't my friend, so I just apologised and hung up. It was about 1am at the time. Anyway that's strange I thought - so I double checked my phone.. checked I had the right name 'Sam' and called it back. Same thing happened. WTF? I thought this is strange so after a minute or so deliberation of whether I should try again (I've had this guy on my phone for years) I decide to try one more time... I ring again same guy answers really pissed off now, STOP FFFing calling my house. Oh sorry... I say.
Anyway next day I'm at work we're all going out to a meeting and I'm in my bosses car, I'm sitting in the back and everyones making small talk as you do first thing in the morning driving somewhere - .. Then my boss says you never guess what happened to me last night, some retard was ringing my house at 1am - ... if ever I find him I'll kill him... it suddenly dawned on me what had happened his name was Sam too and when I put him into my phone (which I'd done a week ago) it had overwritten my friends number... So I'm sitting in the back feeling about 2 inches tall and in the end decide I have to own up.. err... I think that was me... luckily he saw the funny side (eventually) ! But pretty dumb...
2. OK this is even dumber but I was under the influence of alcohol at the time. Just take a steaming hot curry out of the microwave, place it onto a plate with the steam piping off it - walk into the living room with the food and forget it's just come out of the microwave. Put my face into it to bite a chicken piece and burn half my mouth and nose off (literally was blistered and everything). I don't usually eat with my face.. I can only put it down to the fact I was pretty well... inebriated. With the shock and pain of burning half my face off then fall over put my hand out to save my self and snap the centre of the coffee table...
Two pretty dumb things I'm sure you'll agree 
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lol at 2nd one
i once put my laptop out my ground floor dorm window to prevent me sleep pissing (happened the previous term) on it when i was really wasted. it was gone the next day
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09-11-2008, 05:12 PM
Post subject: Re: 'most stupid things I've done before' thread
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Originally Posted by LuckySlevin
Was thinking today about the most stupid things I've done before, and a couple sprang to mind... and it got me thinking, what are the most stupid things you guys have done before?
1. I was out with some friends on a weekday night and it was late, I called my friend on the mobile from the kebab shop and someone answered the phone quite gruff sounding 'ELLO' I could tell they weren't my friend, so I just apologised and hung up. It was about 1am at the time. Anyway that's strange I thought - so I double checked my phone.. checked I had the right name 'Sam' and called it back. Same thing happened. WTF? I thought this is strange so after a minute or so deliberation of whether I should try again (I've had this guy on my phone for years) I decide to try one more time... I ring again same guy answers really pissed off now, STOP FFFing calling my house. Oh sorry... I say.
Anyway next day I'm at work we're all going out to a meeting and I'm in my bosses car, I'm sitting in the back and everyones making small talk as you do first thing in the morning driving somewhere - .. Then my boss says you never guess what happened to me last night, some retard was ringing my house at 1am - ... if ever I find him I'll kill him... it suddenly dawned on me what had happened his name was Sam too and when I put him into my phone (which I'd done a week ago) it had overwritten my friends number... So I'm sitting in the back feeling about 2 inches tall and in the end decide I have to own up.. err... I think that was me... luckily he saw the funny side (eventually) ! But pretty dumb...
2. OK this is even dumber but I was under the influence of alcohol at the time. Just take a steaming hot curry out of the microwave, place it onto a plate with the steam piping off it - walk into the living room with the food and forget it's just come out of the microwave. Put my face into it to bite a chicken piece and burn half my mouth and nose off (literally was blistered and everything). I don't usually eat with my face.. I can only put it down to the fact I was pretty well... inebriated. With the shock and pain of burning half my face off then fall over put my hand out to save my self and snap the centre of the coffee table...
Two pretty dumb things I'm sure you'll agree |
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slevin is your whole account an elaborate level? This is faarr too easy.
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repeatedly turned down sex from approximately two dozen women ranging from decent to gorgeous over a period of two years
it was really smart actually, but still felt really stupid
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repeatedly turned down sex from approximately two dozen women ranging from decent to gorgeous over a period of two years
it was really smart actually, but still felt really stupid
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It's all so clear now. LuckySlevin = wufwugy. How do I know this you ask? The above quote makes this clear. They both bullshit like no other.
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lol very good stupid things, and if that isn't an oxymoron I don't know what is.
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repeatedly turned down sex from approximately two dozen women ranging from decent to gorgeous over a period of two years
it was really smart actually, but still felt really stupid
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and my dick is 12 inches long and stuck in Megan Fox
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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repeatedly turned down sex from approximately two dozen women ranging from decent to gorgeous over a period of two years
it was really smart actually, but still felt really stupid
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I wtf'ed irl
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What do Lucky Slevin and this have in common?
They are both the worst posters ever.
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wufwugy
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yea im not bullshitting, yea its a wtf kinda thing, and no im not going into details
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k this got me thinking to what were the stupidest things ive done whilst drunk:
1) pissed on a top of the range laptop whilst asleep
2) put said laptop out of window for safe keeping when it got fixed
3) went to piss on mates face whilst asleep (got woken up luckily)
4) woke up on the top deck of a bus at 6.30am with one pair of trousers pissed on tkaen off, another clean pair still on
5) ate a scorpion in exchange for half a fosters
6) got hospitalised for using the chat up line 'you'll do'
7) last week i got a taxi to my car at 5/30am so i could drive the rest of the way home. past a police station
this list should reach at least about 40 in number but got brain block right now
ive also beached two cars (whilst sober). second time, iwas turing around in hurry, in a compltetly dark alley / street. felt like a bump, thought fuck it, drive anway. it was slanted bricks leading up to a small wall. my car was beached, with 3 wheels off the ground. imagine knocking on sum1 door to tell them uve accidentally parked ur car on their wall, they were as speechless as me
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ha, the other week i was convinced i could fit inside a washing machine. obv i couldnt. ended up bruising my arms struggling to get back out
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pissed on a electrc fence.....
bought a chrysler...
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got drunk in front of my parents,and shit my pants...
got drunk and blacked out driving my car and ended up with a deer on my hood...
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we should change this to most stupid things done while sober
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Fail,
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