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Old 03-12-2009, 07:44 AM     Post subject: The most awesomest email I've gotten from Stars #1 (permalink)  
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This was observed while I was berating this guy who was talking crap during a 45 man SnG. (took 2nd btw shippity ship ship). Anyways.

Hello dranger7070 -

We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-
ilege for 24 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/03/12.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that
what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using
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At the end of 24 hours, your chat will automatically
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ur a douchesack
eat the poop stains out my underwear imo
PLEASE TRY HARDER TO STOP SUCKING SURETHING
AND U SUCK MY CACK AND BALLS
CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:29 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:26 PM #3 (permalink)  
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If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.

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Old 03-12-2009, 03:09 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:55 PM #5 (permalink)  
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If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.
This.

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Old 03-12-2009, 04:13 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:18 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
This is a common theme in many of my posts.


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Old 03-12-2009, 05:17 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:31 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Sorry guys Seemed pretty hilarious to me last night lul. I havent had any big cashouts, so naturally this would be the coolest one lol.

Ill wait til i make like a 5k withdrawal (that would be sexy to me ) then post one of these. Sound better?
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:23 PM #10 (permalink)  
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So you exploded in chat like a pre-pubescent 13 year old and you think it's funny?
I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
 
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:59 PM #11 (permalink)  
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No, actually I wasnt even mad lol. It was more for a friend that was watching. He thought the "douchesack" part would be funny, and told me to keep going. I found it entertaining as did he. Also, sngs are kinda boring, so I figured I'd have a lil fun with it, apparently someone didn't find it too amusing. I'm not too worried about it lol.
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:41 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
This is a common theme in many of my posts.
Same here =)
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:07 AM #13 (permalink)  
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zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone
 
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:09 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
This is a common theme in many of my posts.
I dunno, I find most of your Commune posts pretty funny Gala.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:40 AM #15 (permalink)  
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I think it's funny.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:49 AM #16 (permalink)  
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good one with the friend excuse. Mike Matasow got drugs for a friend once. He went to jail.
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:03 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I didnt realize berating in the chat box was worth jail time? Wow, much bigger offense than i realized. lul
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:33 AM #18 (permalink)  
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i lol'd @ the CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK


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Old 03-13-2009, 04:35 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I think it's funny.
this is sooOOOoo win.
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:59 AM #20 (permalink)  
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wtf Rilla letting posts like this happen
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Old 03-13-2009, 06:17 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I would be embarrassed by a letter like this.
Just playing to improve.
 
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Old 03-13-2009, 08:07 AM #22 (permalink)  
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zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone
but i have my right hand
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Old 03-13-2009, 08:10 AM #23 (permalink)  
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your avatar is as bad as pornography that zooms in on the dude's face while he orgasms
 
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Old 03-13-2009, 09:47 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:39 PM #25 (permalink)  
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i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.
i was hoping for the spider too....


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