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dranger7070
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03-12-2009, 07:44 AM
Post subject: The most awesomest email I've gotten from Stars
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This was observed while I was berating this guy who was talking crap during a 45 man SnG. (took 2nd btw shippity ship ship). Anyways.
Hello dranger7070 -
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The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
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The following chat was observed
ur a douchesack
eat the poop stains out my underwear imo
PLEASE TRY HARDER TO STOP SUCKING SURETHING
AND U SUCK MY CACK AND BALLS
CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK
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Pig_Vomit
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Straight
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Sure you don't
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.
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flomo
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need to get some emails of cashouts
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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GatorJH
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
If a form email with attatched not-so-funny profanities is the most awesomest email you've gotten from stars, then clearly you aren't taking full advantage of stars support.
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This.
OP has failed us itt
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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ZwiFT
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I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
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This is a common theme in many of my posts.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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JKDS
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i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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dranger7070
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Sorry guys Seemed pretty hilarious to me last night lul. I havent had any big cashouts, so naturally this would be the coolest one lol.
Ill wait til i make like a 5k withdrawal (that would be sexy to me ) then post one of these. Sound better?
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So you exploded in chat like a pre-pubescent 13 year old and you think it's funny?
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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dranger7070
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No, actually I wasnt even mad lol. It was more for a friend that was watching. He thought the "douchesack" part would be funny, and told me to keep going. I found it entertaining as did he. Also, sngs are kinda boring, so I figured I'd have a lil fun with it, apparently someone didn't find it too amusing. I'm not too worried about it lol.
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ZwiFT
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
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This is a common theme in many of my posts.
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Same here =)
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wufwugy
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zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone
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JinxT4
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
I agree, i think this is one of those thats funny when you get it yourself but when you post it in a forum it just.. isnt that funny =)
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This is a common theme in many of my posts.
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I dunno, I find most of your Commune posts pretty funny Gala.
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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I think it's funny.
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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good one with the friend excuse. Mike Matasow got drugs for a friend once. He went to jail.
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dranger7070
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I didnt realize berating in the chat box was worth jail time? Wow, much bigger offense than i realized. lul
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i lol'd @ the CUZ I TOTALLY DONT LICK BUTTCRACK
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
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kingnat
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Originally Posted by oskar
I think it's funny.
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this is sooOOOoo win.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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wtf Rilla letting posts like this happen
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I would be embarrassed by a letter like this.
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Just playing to improve.
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ZwiFT
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
zwift that avatar is tilting the fuck out of me change it now or else nobody will ever love you and you will die alone
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but i have my right hand
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wufwugy
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your avatar is as bad as pornography that zooms in on the dude's face while he orgasms
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+ev imo
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Originally Posted by JKDS
i expected another 7 legged spider post inside a secret doomswitch vault. you make me sad.
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i was hoping for the spider too....
'rilla!!!!!!!!
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