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Old 10-04-2006, 11:06 AM     Post subject: The most absurd invention ever is... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:16 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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[url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=35492&highlight=perpetual+motion+m achine]too easy?
yes, my first thought.
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Old 10-04-2006, 01:16 PM #4 (permalink)  
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[url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=35492&highlight=perpetual+motion+m achine]too easy?
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Ha, I've seen this before.

And I dunno, I've seen some pretty stupid ideas. When I was filing for my patent, I had to search for prior inventions in the same field... and came across some rather fun things. Just for one example, someone actually has a patent on a machine where you spin a crank by your side, and a boot attached to the machine repeatedly kicks yourself in the ass. Too bad this guy beat me to the patent.

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What did you invent?
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I think DRM is up there
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