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spoonitnow
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03-18-2008, 11:40 AM
Post subject: morning drama in apartment parking lot
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(7:37:21 AM) spoonitnow: so i almost backed over this fatass high school bitch who was walking to the bus
(7:37:25 AM) spoonitnow: and she was like
(7:37:34 AM) spoonitnow: get yo raggity car out my way
(7:37:38 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like
(7:38:04 AM) spoonitnow: get yo raggity fat motherfucking ass out of my way before i roll you down this fucking hill
(7:38:41 AM) spoonitnow: then she was like fuck you
(7:38:46 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like come get you some i like em big
(7:39:05 AM) spoonitnow: and she was like
(7:39:09 AM) spoonitnow: you can't handle this motherfucker
(7:39:19 AM) spoonitnow: and i was like
(7:39:25 AM) spoonitnow: naw i got a fork lift it's cool
btw she's obviously black and i'm obviously not so ofc i'm racist. also she was smoking a cigarette and i'm like lol high school so stressful.
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vqc
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good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
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martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by vqc
good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
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cuz he plays poker like 16 hours a day or something.
spoon, you should've told her a black joke
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Originally Posted by vqc
good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
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I get up at 6. I'd already studied for an hour, taken a shower and went to Bojangles and back before I said that in IRC.
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good morning, why are u awake at 7:40 AM?
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cuz he plays poker like 16 hours a day or something.
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Nah. She's got a few homies in the complex and I'd hate to have to crack some motherfucker's head with a baseball bat.
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lol high school so stressful.
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bode
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is this the low income apartments?
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is this the low income apartments?
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RACIST
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bode
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Originally Posted by bode
is this the low income apartments?
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RACIST |
lol.
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Originally Posted by bode
is this the low income apartments?
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Yeah but everyone around here is poor so I suppose all housing is low income.
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03-18-2008, 04:59 PM
Post subject: Re: morning drama in apartment parking lot
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
(7:39:25 AM) spoonitnow: naw i got a fork lift it's cool
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its the simple things that make me laugh
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did you really say all those things? or were you like...
"oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
or something
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do the right thing.
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Originally Posted by b-rabbit
did you really say all those things? or were you like...
"oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
or something
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by b-rabbit
did you really say all those things? or were you like...
"oh i'm so sorry." and she was like "you better be cracker. i'll crush you." and you were like, "please don't hurt me." and she was like "boo!" and you ran off screaming...
or something
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Shit, I've fucked bitches bigger than her.
Wait. What did I just say?
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I laughed.
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Spoon, you tappin that piggy?
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lol high school so stressful.
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