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Chicago_Kid
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07-08-2005, 04:56 PM
Post subject: Monkeys and Poker
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Full House
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My name is Chicago_kid...and I have a problem...
I would like someone to explain to me the connection between poker and monkeys, apes and other simien life-forms. I realize that 3/4 of the FTR community loves monkeys, gorillas bananas, etc., and I'm honestly not sure why.
An answer to this will help me sleep much better at night.
Thx,
CK
PS--what the hell happened to RiverMonkey??? That guy disappeared...
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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As the Alpha male, I kicked him out of the clique so that I alone could mate with all the females.
I only picked my name becuase of the line "Where does a 500 pound gorilla sit? Where ever the hell it wants."
-'rilla
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DavSimon
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
As the Alpha male, I kicked him out of the clique so that I alone could mate with all the females.
I only picked my name becuase of the line "Where does a 500 pound gorilla sit? Where ever the hell it wants."
-'rilla
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Hmmmm....for some reason I always just assumed you were a Dennis Miller Fan.
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boost
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Monkeys are the enemy, they are all that is evil and wrong on this earth, FOR CHRIST SAKE, THEY EAT YOUR BABIES!
Now lizards on the other hand.. they are the revolution, the future, the chosen ones.
for example, who is the king monkey? King Kong obviously. Who is the king lizard? Godzilla obviously. First of all, as it is apparrent from his name, Godzilla is nothing less then a god, King Kong on the other hand was named with illiteration in mind to sell more movie tickets, nothing more. King Kong is big and strong and stuff, Godzilla is big and strong and can shoot lighting from his mouth and do all sorts of other crazy stuff. (example below)
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by DavSimon
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
As the Alpha male, I kicked him out of the clique so that I alone could mate with all the females.
I only picked my name becuase of the line "Where does a 500 pound gorilla sit? Where ever the hell it wants."
-'rilla
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Hmmmm....for some reason I always just assumed you were a Dennis Miller Fan. |
Not until after I picked the name.
Great minds...
-'rilla
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
Monkeys are the enemy, they are all that is evil and wrong on this earth, FOR CHRIST SAKE, THEY EAT YOUR BABIES!
Now lizards on the other hand.. they are the revolution, the future, the chosen ones.
for example, who is the king monkey? King Kong obviously. Who is the king lizard? Godzilla obviously. First of all, as it is apparrent from his name, Godzilla is nothing less then a god, King Kong on the other hand was named with illiteration in mind to sell more movie tickets, nothing more. King Kong is big and strong and stuff, Godzilla is big and strong and can shoot lighting from his mouth and do all sorts of other crazy stuff. (example below)
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am i rite?
-'rilla
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Sed
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
As the Alpha male, I kicked him out of the clique so that I alone could mate with all the females.
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I'd go somewhere else if that's your goal 'rilla. this board is a sausage factory.... unless you are into sausages...
- sed
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Nice photoshop work 'Rilla.
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I'm a know-it-all.
No, really.
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ensign_lee
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Nice photoshop work 'Rilla.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by eeeee
Nice photoshop work 'Rilla.
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It's been edited. To see the happnin' stuff, you have to live on FTR. It was a sausage-loving 'Zilla.
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I'm a know-it-all.
No, really.
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