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EasyT
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02-02-2005, 05:15 PM
Post subject: Monkeys Everywhere
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Full House
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Ok, I'll give.
What's up with the monkeys on this site.
I want a cool avatar, and feel like it's gotta be a monkey or it just won't be da nuts!
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Corey
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they like to beat there monkey thats all
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Corey
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Corey
they like to beat there monkey thats all
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and my nurse mends the wounds.....dice rolling ensues...
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But what does my avatar do?
*Sigh*, I'm not with the 'cool kid' gang on the avatars am I.
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stevedonel
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Hotties are the only way to go if you want a good avatar. Down with the chimps!!
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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FyrFytr998
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Those damn dirty apes!!! Up with Humans!!!
Hotties= Homo Erectus
Ape= Homo Spankoffus
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koolmoe
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Someone (Fnord?) posted a link to a site with this monkey poker all-in strategy a looong time ago. I think that's where it originated.
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mike4066
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You've shown up in the middle of an avatar war..
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TylerK
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b4n4n0rz
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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FyrFytr998
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Banannas= Phallus Fakeus
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stevedonel
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Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
Banannas= Phallus Fakeus
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so, are you the Road-Runner or Wylie Cyote (sp?)
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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TylerK
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It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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whileone
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Originally Posted by TylerK
It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.
banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.
hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.
{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}
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TylerK
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Originally Posted by whileone
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Originally Posted by TylerK
It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.
banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.
hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filty mind.
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Um, like in King Kong, I guess maybe the hottie wins? Or something?
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Corey
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by whileone
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Originally Posted by TylerK
It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.
banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.
hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.
{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}
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rofl esp the banana and the woman.
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Corey
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dar103
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You guys have it all mixed up. Here are the rules:
1. Monkey eats Hottie, Hottie wins
2. Hottie screws Monkey, Monkey wins
3. Banana screws Hottie, Banana wins

Yes, I know there's no true winner, but it sounds like a fun game!
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When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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Admerylous
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I win.
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EasyT
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Behold. My chosen Avatar!!!!
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EasyT
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Full House
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Behold. My chosen Avatar!!!!
(I can change this later, right?????)
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Nope, you're stuck with it.
Nice call.
*shudders*
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Xianti
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RULE THE PLANET.
Welcome to our playground, EasyT.
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Aceofone
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shoulda gone with the hotties.
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dar103
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Nice choice EasyT.
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When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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Phew72
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Originally Posted by Aceofone
shoulda gone with the hotties. 
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Damn right - come on you hotties
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<Jessie May>Try reading that poker face.
<Grub Smith>There's a lot of face to read. It really is a big head.
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whileone
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Flush
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hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
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Originally Posted by whileone
hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
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I'd say he's more about the 'BAN ME, PLEASE!' today.
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stevedonel
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while I must agree that tawnee is hot, are you allowed to post that here? From a legal standpoint
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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