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Old 02-02-2005, 05:15 PM     Post subject: Monkeys Everywhere #1 (permalink)  
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Ok, I'll give.

What's up with the monkeys on this site.

I want a cool avatar, and feel like it's gotta be a monkey or it just won't be da nuts!
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:16 PM #2 (permalink)  
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they like to beat there monkey thats all


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Old 02-02-2005, 05:24 PM #3 (permalink)  
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they like to beat there monkey thats all
and my nurse mends the wounds.....dice rolling ensues...
 
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:25 PM #4 (permalink)  
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But what does my avatar do?

*Sigh*, I'm not with the 'cool kid' gang on the avatars am I.
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:30 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Hotties are the only way to go if you want a good avatar. Down with the chimps!!
Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:37 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Those damn dirty apes!!! Up with Humans!!!

Hotties= Homo Erectus

Ape= Homo Spankoffus

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Old 02-02-2005, 05:47 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Someone (Fnord?) posted a link to a site with this monkey poker all-in strategy a looong time ago. I think that's where it originated.
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Old 02-02-2005, 05:55 PM #8 (permalink)  
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You've shown up in the middle of an avatar war..
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:00 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:07 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Banannas= Phallus Fakeus

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Old 02-02-2005, 06:11 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Banannas= Phallus Fakeus
so, are you the Road-Runner or Wylie Cyote (sp?)
Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:13 PM #12 (permalink)  
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It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:37 PM #13 (permalink)  
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It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:44 PM #14 (permalink)  
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It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filty mind.
Um, like in King Kong, I guess maybe the hottie wins? Or something?
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Old 02-02-2005, 06:52 PM #15 (permalink)  
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It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.
trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}

rofl esp the banana and the woman.


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Old 02-02-2005, 07:16 PM #16 (permalink)  
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You guys have it all mixed up. Here are the rules:

1. Monkey eats Hottie, Hottie wins

2. Hottie screws Monkey, Monkey wins

3. Banana screws Hottie, Banana wins



Yes, I know there's no true winner, but it sounds like a fun game!
When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
 
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:26 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I win.
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:48 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:49 PM #19 (permalink)  
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(I can change this later, right?????)
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:52 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Nope, you're stuck with it.

Nice call.

*shudders*

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Old 02-03-2005, 03:19 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:01 AM #22 (permalink)  
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shoulda gone with the hotties.
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Old 02-03-2005, 02:11 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Nice choice EasyT.
When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
 
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Old 02-03-2005, 06:56 PM #24 (permalink)  
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shoulda gone with the hotties.
Damn right - come on you hotties
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:26 PM #25 (permalink)  
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hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:27 PM #26 (permalink)  
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hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?
I'd say he's more about the 'BAN ME, PLEASE!' today.
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:08 PM #27 (permalink)  
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while I must agree that tawnee is hot, are you allowed to post that here? From a legal standpoint
Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
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