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Xianti
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01-07-2005, 05:19 AM
Post subject: Monkey Poker!
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Monkeys rule!
 DrNoChance
 RiverMonkey
 Humphrind
 sed
 steelwheel
 whileone
 dalecooper
 strangebird
 TylerK
 Xianti
 a500lbgorilla
Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?
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Yes, change your avatars. Follow me, my children! Join the Renaissance. Join the AWAKENING! Follow Me!
Dance puppets, dance.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I see you edited a little part of the original post...
Very funny.
Do you do stand up?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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TylerK
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01-07-2005, 05:24 AM
Post subject: Re: Monkey Poker!
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That's actually my avatar of Rilla,
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Xianti
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roffle roffle
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TylerK
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I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Originally Posted by TylerK
I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
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Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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TylerK
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Originally Posted by TylerK
I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.
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Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?
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No, but I think I just crapped myself.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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rofl
i can only laugh
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Corey
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Sed
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Now he limped preflop, check-raised a raggy flop and pushed on the turn...
Hmmmm, what could he have?
- sed
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Xianti
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You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive! 
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01-07-2005, 04:18 PM
Post subject: Re: Monkey Poker!
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You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive! |
HAHAHA!
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Originally Posted by Xianti
Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?
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How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/01331...th_key=0133152
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01-07-2005, 04:29 PM
Post subject: Re: Monkey Poker!
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Originally Posted by mike4066
How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?
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Sicko.
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"The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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I just wanted to put one more hot chick in a row....
BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?
And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.
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Phil Ivey Owns You
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Sed
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I just wanted to make new friends.
should have known better than to trust a bunch of simians....
- sed
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?
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Her name is Christina Lindley. I believe that she is some sort of fitness model. There is a website of hers somewhere although I'm not sure what the URL is. www.christinalindley.com I presume. Although I'm at work so I am not gonna try it to verify.
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"The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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no, thats not it, it just takes you to one of those advertising sites. Try .net, i think that'll work, i'm off to see now, yipee.
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Originally Posted by Les_worm
And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.
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I would be careful, You might find one there...but not by your doing
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poskid_1982
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Basically just want to see if my avatar works
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Sed
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Basically just want to see if my avatar works
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it didn't
- sed
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Im pretty happy with my kitty assassin.
Thank you very much.
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OK I'll do my bit to, since the much controversial hype that the bikini girl who was in my avatar had a moustache.
<---- Monkey!
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Of course Dwarfman choose the most feeble chimp he can find.
Dwarfman knows his role.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Spook
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Here's a few for you guys to have fun with:
http://tinypic.com/1746yt
http://tinypic.com/174703
http://tinypic.com/17470l
http://tinypic.com/174715
http://tinypic.com/174747
http://tinypic.com/17474k
[edit] wonder why thats not working... links work
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I'm in.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?
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Dude, what about that hot monkey woman from the movie Planet of the Apes. I felt so dirty at the time wanting to stick it to her, but now I think it's somehow strangely appropriate.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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steelwheel
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if you cant beat em, join em
<------- spider monkey
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There is more to poker than life
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steelwheel
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Straight
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having a spider monkey would be cool
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There is more to poker than life
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Sed
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until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Originally Posted by sed
until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....
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Roffle roffle.
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DavSimon
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until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....
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I liked it so much you made my quote of the week
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Chef Monkey...!! Hahah.. very nice.
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I don't have any particular love or disdain for monkeys, but I couldn't help throwing this one in. Hehe...
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ROFL hilarious thread guys...ivey looks a little like a monkey does that count?? lol jk
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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whileone
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Just thought i'd go with the best of both worlds kind of avitar.
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Xianti
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Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
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elanto
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i hate monkeys
*ducks*
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Xianti
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How can you hate monkeys, man  Monkeys are nature's jesters. Whenever you see a monkey, you can't help but smile.
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elanto
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i dont smile, i throw stuff
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Do you eat babies too?
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elanto: tastes like chicken! 
-Chris
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That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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elanto
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nah im not into babies, very salty flavor, not to my liking :P
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Sykedupp
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plus if they poop in the middle of you eating them, you have a stinky situation on your hands
-Chris
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That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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I've been looking for a picture of an alien probing someone for my avatar, but have been not satisfied thus far in my searching. My current avatar was only a temporary solution.
Does anyone keep stock piles of alien probing photos?
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Sed
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Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
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reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....
- sed
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whileone
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Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.
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reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....
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No, the guy just needed to shave his back. 8-)
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01-12-2005, 10:38 PM
Post subject: This Simian likes Human Girls only ....
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I'm odd that way
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pet my monkey, love my monkey.
now it is time for sprockets to dance.
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"But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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RiverMonkey
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01-14-2005, 09:34 PM
Post subject: Poker Fiction
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Hot (human) girlfriend: "What's all this talk about Monkey Poker"
RiverMonkey: "Honey, its a little complicated ... I'll explain later"
Hot (human) girlfriend: "What about that dude Sed; you know, the one with the banana avatar. I haven't seen him post for a while"
RiverMonkey: "Sed's dead baby ... Sed's dead".
[By the way, who added ... "stay out of the Monkey thread, you've been warned" to Sed's 'location' .... that made me laugh my simian ass off]
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