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Old 08-27-2008, 08:14 PM     Post subject: Mole Almost Ripped Off... #1 (permalink)  
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So grabbing something out of the car and the car door comes shut a bit, as I stand up ( I was grabbing something off the floor ) my back grazes the upper part off the door and it hurts like hell. I reach back to where it hurts and the door frame caught one of those puffy moles that I have. It was bleeding but didn't think much about it until I looked in the mirror and see thats its almost ripped off. So I think about just ripping it the rest of the way off but decide I'll let a doctor do it so there are no little pieces left that would drive me crazy.

Go to the doctor and he says he hasn't done that in awhile so he sends me down to the a surgeon in the same building and said he would do it for me as he had time. Surgeon looks at it, I tell him he can take off the other puffy mole that is beside the one that is ripped up ( kinda as a 2 for 1 joke ) He says ok, but I'm actually more concerned about these 2 other ones on the other side ( non puffy moles ). Then I show him one on my leg and he yeah, we'll take that one off to.

WTF, so tomorrow I have a dentist appt. at 8 AM then go down the hall to have Dr. Freddy Kruegar rip 5 moles off me. WTF does he mean by he's concerned?? He didn't say the C word but what else would it be. Fuck that would kind of suck...
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:21 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:32 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:35 PM     Post subject: Re: Mole Almost Ripped Off... #4 (permalink)  
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WTF does he mean by he's concerned?? He didn't say the C word but what else would it be.
Pre-C. There are cells with a greater potential for c and derms like to whack those off before they can turn into anything.
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don't worry
he charges by the mole
$200 x 5=$1,000

you have insurance. right?

if you have socialized medicine don't worry about it
remember to get some heavy duty Rx
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:24 PM #6 (permalink)  
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don't worry
he charges by the mole
$200 x 5=$1,000

you have insurance. right?

if you have socialized medicine don't worry about it
remember to get some heavy duty Rx
I said I was going in tomorrow, if I had socalized medicine I wouldn't be getting in until 2010.

Has anybody had this done?? Is it going to hurt like a bitch after or what? I have no idea what I am in store for.
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i have had 2 different methods used on me to remove moles
freezing and cutting

he will give you a shot to numb the area
and then cut out what he thinks is deep enough to remove the mole
deep ones require stiches

freezing will feel like a burn after it is done

cotterizing is the best part--you get to smell your own flesh burning

you should be all healed up in a week

and in 8 months they will grow back
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i have had 2 different methods used on me to remove moles
freezing and cutting

he will give you a shot to numb the area
and then cut out what he thinks is deep enough to remove the mole
deep ones require stiches

freezing will feel like a burn after it is done

cotterizing is the best part--you get to smell your own flesh burning

you should be all healed up in a week

and in 8 months they will grow back
lol

don't be worried about this thing too much man. i assume you feel great and have felt great for a very long time while living with these moles right? worst case: it's early forms of c and the doctor is getting rid of it tomorrow. even if it is c, you've spotted it early and will live a long and healthy life because of this early diagnosis.

I have four or five moles btw.
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don't worry
he charges by the mole
$200 x 5=$1,000

you have insurance. right?

if you have socialized medicine don't worry about it
remember to get some heavy duty Rx
I said I was going in tomorrow, if I had socalized medicine I wouldn't be getting in until 2010.

Has anybody had this done?? Is it going to hurt like a bitch after or what? I have no idea what I am in store for.

the only thing thats gonna hurt is the needle goin in you. if you're gettin em surgically removed.
if you're gettin em frozen off then you'll be fine...

but definitely ask for drugs...
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Thanks for the info and the pep talk boys. I'm doing the dentist thing first (just a cleaning) then the mole thing. Told work I'm staying home and intend to medicate (whether be it by Dr. script or Leroy down the street script)

Maybe a little poker, unless I am entirely too fucked up. If thats the case I'll just ramble on this thread about my condition.

I have like a bazillion moles so he'll probably find like 37 more and I'll look like a Dahmer victim.
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4 or 5 moles noob
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So I'm back. Moles wasn't anything. Shot me up with lidocaine and no pain at all. Got to watch him hack the one on my leg out, that was pretty cool.The dentist was much worse. Had a lot of build up under the gums so the mistress of pain dug under them forever. She was hot so I just cried to myself. Told her about my moles and she started showing me some of hers. Pulling up her shirt and what not. Jesus glad she didn't do that before we started otherwise the wood would have been hard to hide.

Doctor dude didn't give me any drugs, just said take tylenol.

So came home and self medicated and won a S&G.

Got to go back in like a week or so to get the stiches out and see what the lab said so I'll let you all know if you need to have a benefit tournament or something. LOL
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