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Old 11-09-2005, 11:23 PM     Post subject: Milkshake #1 (permalink)  
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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and their like, ya wanna trade cards, and im like, ya but not my charizard.
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:26 PM     Post subject: Re: Milkshake #2 (permalink)  
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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and their like, ya wanna trade cards, and im like, ya but not my charizard.

If i was a mod...which im not, i would ban u for a week and lock this thread. Which is why im not a mod. TRIKFLOW77 for PREZ
 
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:35 PM #4 (permalink)  
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My wife used to work for WotC.
Tell us more about how nerdy your family is.
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:37 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Who locked this and why?
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:38 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!

I may have entertained this idea of letting this one go cuz Trikflow hates it.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:40 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!
You still need to leave a {I locked this because...} note.

And the "because" should be a very good reason.



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Old 11-09-2005, 11:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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great, unlock it becasue i hate it, very valid reason to unlock it. Rilla man up and lock it back down, u know you hate it 2.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:00 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Who decides what is and is not locked in my Realm!
You still need to leave a {I locked this because...} note.

And the "because" should be a very good reason.



No more bananas for a week for you.
I didn't lock the thread!

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Old 11-10-2005, 12:03 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Oh. Okay.


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Old 11-10-2005, 12:05 AM #11 (permalink)  
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From what I understand charizard



OWNS

And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

... And I don't understand this post at all.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:06 AM #12 (permalink)  
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On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness
’til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces,
And knowin’ what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

Now ev’ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin’
Is knowin’ what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
’cause ev’ry hand’s a winner and ev’ry hand’s a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when he’d finished speakin’, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:07 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Oh. Okay.


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mmmm positive reinforment mmmmm

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:09 AM #14 (permalink)  
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From what I understand charizard



OWNS

And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

... And I don't understand this post at all.
You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:10 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Wow.

Just...

Wow.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:11 AM #16 (permalink)  
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My wife used to work for WotC.
Ah, the good old days of Magic: The Gathering.

Fnord, your family is so cool.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:12 AM #17 (permalink)  
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You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

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Trip is a level 56 Jigglypuff man.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:13 AM #18 (permalink)  
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It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

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Old 11-10-2005, 12:13 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Oh, by the way, OP rocks.
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It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

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And most of the time it would fail because it only works if the battle is in water.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:15 AM #21 (permalink)  
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From what I understand charizard



OWNS

And I have a no-trade clause in my contract.

... And I don't understand this post at all.
You are Charizard, VQC is magikarp, Xianti is Eevee, I'm Snorlax, Trip is i dont rmember.

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i want to throw up.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:16 AM #22 (permalink)  
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This is me:

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Old 11-10-2005, 12:16 AM #23 (permalink)  
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It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

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R u implying that asians like carp?
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:20 AM #24 (permalink)  
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i want to throw up.
Maybe I would too, if I knew what the hell was going on.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:20 AM #25 (permalink)  
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It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

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thats lame.
IM actually the evolved form of magikarp, Gyrados.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:20 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Trip is i dont rmember.
Jigglypuff.


When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep.
To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:21 AM #27 (permalink)  
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It's just funny becuase VQC is magikarp. Which absolutely sucked becuase it's only attack was to gently splash water around.

-'rilla
R u implying that asians like carp?
All I'm implying is:





Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:23 AM #28 (permalink)  
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well if this thread isnt going to be locked, this is me





I blast all of you with my soda missiles......owned
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:27 AM #30 (permalink)  
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I've always fancied the Great Mazinger.

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Old 11-10-2005, 12:29 AM #31 (permalink)  
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:34 AM #33 (permalink)  
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What we should do is challenge eachother to battles.

I challenge VQC.
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:41 AM #34 (permalink)  
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:45 AM #35 (permalink)  
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see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:51 AM #36 (permalink)  
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Looks like whoever originally locked the post was in the right
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see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
This is the most popular post of the day
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see....i knew this post would turn into a degroded piece of crap
This is the most popular post of the day
And popular is always the best
 
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:13 AM #39 (permalink)  
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Looks like whoever originally locked the post was in the right
 
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heheh... sorry. I guess I killed it.
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Fnord, lock this ho back down.........

TRIKFLOW77 for prez
 
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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shh just stare boys

complements of georgio


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Thought you might like that.


 
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