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Old 11-09-2008, 12:50 PM     Post subject: Milestone Bonus E-mails #1 (permalink)  
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 Hello Loyal Rake-Bot,

We have released the bonus. Thank you for playing on PokerStars.

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----- Original Message -----
From: jesseeddleman@yahoo.com
Sent: 2008/11/08 21:18:32
To: vipclub@pokerstars.com
Subject: Milestone Bonus Request

>Dear Lee Jone's Ex-Minions,
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>I've got 50,000 FPPs with your name on it. Hit me with some $2000
milestone bonus action.
>
>Your loyal rake-bot,
>Jesse "spoonitnow" Eddleman
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:21 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Reasons for making this thread:

(1)Demonstrate that you play a lot.
(2)Show that you can jive with the internet homeboys
(3)Take a stab at having a sense of humor more in line with laughter and less in line with trollisms.

Points of success: (1)

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:32 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Reasons for making this thread:

(1)Demonstrate that you play a lot.
(2)Show that you can jive with the internet homeboys
(3)Take a stab at having a sense of humor more in line with laughter and less in line with trollisms.

Points of success: (1)
YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A PART OF THE LEFTYIST ELITISM GOTCHA MEDIA SO SUCK IT
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:33 PM #4 (permalink)  
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We may have to reconsider (3)

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:53 PM #5 (permalink)  
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We may have to reconsider (3)
OH SO NOW YOU'RE A FLIP-FLOPPER
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 02:28 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Original conclusions confirmed.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 02:43 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Original conclusions confirmed.
You just think you're better than everyone because you use big words that nobody knows. Typical liberal bullshit.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 04:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I give this thread 5 spades!
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Old 11-09-2008, 05:40 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I give this thread 5 spades!
You too, hippie.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 05:47 PM #10 (permalink)  
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 this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
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Old 11-09-2008, 05:49 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
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Old 11-09-2008, 06:35 PM #12 (permalink)  
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this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
You're my hero.

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I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
Listen, I know you're all excited because Bahrock Hussein Obama Bin Kareem Abdul Jabbar got elected president but you will NEVER take my fucking guns.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 06:44 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:07 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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this thread is sweet. spoon for poty.
You're my hero.

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I like this thread. Rilla and spoon should interact more often.
Listen, I know you're all excited because Bahrock Hussein Obama Bin Kareem Abdul Jabbar got elected president but you will NEVER take my fucking guns.
Text convo between me and my dad yesterday. Penn State loses.

Dad: ouch
Me: atleast you guys are showing off those hot new uniforms
Dad: First Obama now this, 2008 sucks.
Me: change.gov
Dad: guns.hide

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:44 PM #15 (permalink)  
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 Firefox can't find the server at www.guns.hide.

More liberal lies.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:44 PM #16 (permalink)  
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 http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_yo...orde_10121.php

dunno if thats already been poasted somewheres or not.
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:58 PM #17 (permalink)  
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ha love that video

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