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Old 05-04-2005, 11:03 AM     Post subject: micro HU antics #1 (permalink)  
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storyline:
i am sitting at a .01/.02 NL HU table on stars with a $16 stack (the max buyin is $5, most buyin with $2). I am trying to get a game with a guy on another table who is just waiting for someone to come to his game. Since I didn't want to abandon my big stack, the following insued.

(when i'm an observer, i'm on his table, but that should be obvious)
gp333 [observer]: donjuan
gp333 [observer]: come to my table
gp333 [observer]: DON
gp333 [observer]: come to mine
donjuanron86: hld up g
donjuanron86: dont u got like 10 bucks
gp333 [observer]: yea i was playing against a big fish
gp333 [observer]: but
donjuanron86: aight
gp333 [observer]: its only more for you to win!
donjuanron86: if u play right
donjuanron86: and not like a monster
donjuanron86: ship stack

he comes to my table...

donjuanron86: wait
donjuanron86: come to MY table
gp333: im not leaving
gp333: fish
donjuanron86: wit yo big ship stack azz

to his table....
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
donjuanron86: yeah
donjuanron86: im scurrred
I go allin first hand with AK. I was planning on going in with any two.
Dealer: Game #1635238674: gp333 wins pot ($0.04)
now i sit out...
donjuanron86: wtf
donjuanron86: what r u doing
donjuanron86: take my 2 cents and run huh
donjuanron86: we aint playing thtat all in ****
donjuanron86: phuck u
donjuanron86: im out
donjuanron86: u a busta
donjuanron86: wit no skill

i leave, he comes to my table..
donjuanron86 [observer]: phuck u u soft azz ho
donjuanron86 [observer]: why dont u play right
donjuanron86 [observer]: like for real
donjuanron86 [observer]: huh
donjuanron86 [observer]: u a busta
donjuanron86 [observer]: who just wanna go all in
donjuanron86 [observer]: why play like that
donjuanron86 [observer]: u liable to lose a lot of money
gp333: cmon fish
donjuanron86 [observer]: come to my table then
donjuanron86 [observer]: and ill bust u
gp333: i doubt it

some fish sits down..
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
donjuanron86 [observer]: dont play em
donjuanron86 [observer]: play me
donjuanron86 [observer]: he just goes all in

i thought it was funny enough to post.
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:07 PM #2 (permalink)  
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i like donjuanron's attempt at sounding ghetto, yet he is probably a 5'11 115 pound freckly pimple faced white boy... anyone seen napoleon dynamite???? its donjuan.
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Old 05-04-2005, 11:20 PM #3 (permalink)  
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That was an awesome post Gabe!
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Old 05-05-2005, 12:58 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Hilarious.

take my 2 cents and run huh
I'll be a rootin' tootin' shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips.
 
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