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06-25-2009, 09:52 PM
Post subject: Michael Jackson dead???
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serious.
just been on BBC news? rushed to hospital and they recon he's beat it. literally.
anyone else heard this????
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WillburForce
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8119951.stm
latest news on radio is he's dead
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If true, this is not a "Bad" thing.
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man is...was a kiddy fiddler so who cares.
but Michael Jackson dead! Weird.
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Cnn says he's at the hospital ... not dead.
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it sounds like he's fairly dead
kiddy fiddler or not he made good music..
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WillburForce
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he made some quality music.
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quick Werewolf Thriller!!!!
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quick Werewolf Thriller!!!!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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guess he got enough?
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too soon?
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He faked his death!!! He did it to escape his debts, legal woes, and crazy ass fans that have stalked him his entire life. A Michael Jackson impersonator (Boogey Jenkins) died last week, and the Jackson camp has had him on ice since. The autopsy will be faked, documentation forged, and Boogey's body buried in Michael's place. Trust, Jacko will be spotted here and there for years to come.
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Farrah Fawcett also dead, true sex symbol
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I'll miss Ed McMahon and Farrah much more. Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was and not what he is.
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Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was
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I'll miss Ed McMahon and Farrah much more. Shame Micheal will be remembered for what he was and not what he is.
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[07:12pm] [Chelle] ding dong fucking creepy mother fucker is dead
[07:13pm] [Bbickes] wat
[07:13pm] [Chelle] Michael Jackson
[07:13pm] [Bbickes] music icon is dead u mean
[07:14pm] [Chelle] uh
[07:14pm] [Chelle] sry, he's creepy
[07:14pm] [Chelle] so its kinda like lol
[07:14pm] [Chelle] and a child molester
sigh.
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RIP Michael, Farrah and Ed
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Too soon for jokes?
Unconfirmed reports that MJ will be recording a new video for Thriller. Sadly the makeup team have been told they will not be required
Environment chiefs have warned that cremating Michael Jackson would be in breech of the Kyoto Agreement
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yay my first 5 spades thread. shame is was related to a dead kiddy fiddler, but meh, 5 spades.
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that should take you down a peg
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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that should take you down a peg
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It'll be interesting to see how he's remembered over time. One of the greatest entertainers of our time, or a guy who liked kids too much.
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Wow. =/
Nobody really thinks those kiddy incidents were anything more than just jokes and rumors, do they?
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If he was a child molester he died too easy. Something about him creeps me out-may very well be true what they say about him. I have no tolerance for people who would hurt a child like that!
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It sucks to say this but certain people, no matter how messed up they are, have natural abilities that transcend and overtake their drawbacks. Michael Jackson in his prime was the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. It doesn't matter if you think he molested children or not, he should be remembered for the greatness that he embodied for so long. There are dozens of examples of individuals with extraordinary god-given talent and seemingly unforgivable personal drawbacks that are now considered undeniably important in the grand scheme of history. Michael Jackson should be one of them.
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It sucks to say this but certain people, no matter how messed up they are, have natural abilities that transcend and overtake their drawbacks. Michael Jackson in his prime was the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. It doesn't matter if you think he molested children or not, he should be remembered for the greatness that he embodied for so long. There are dozens of examples of individuals with extraordinary god-given talent and seemingly unforgivable personal drawbacks that are now considered undeniably important in the grand scheme of history. Michael Jackson should be one of them.
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pretty crazy stuff. my wife and I went up for a BBQ at a friend's house, and all twelve of us were watching some news channel that was chronicling his life. We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime, and here we are transfixed on this guys life/death. he was a spectacle, that's for sure.
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Fuck Jackson up his stupid ass.
Sure he was a great entertainer, but he was also a delusional douchebag who probably fucked children. He was also rich, lived an extremely high class life, and our sympathies should not be wasted on him. Today 1 billion people across the globe are starving, millions are being falsely imprisoned, murdered, raped, enslaved, diseased, etc on a daily basis. If we sympathize over anybody, we should sympathize over them, not some primadonna, mentally deranged princess who was probably a horrible sex criminal
And for the love of god, news channels need to stop doing nothing but running this story and interrupting previously scheduled programs to sob over this piece of garbage. At least Jim Lehrer didn't succumb to this retardation. I wanna see every one of these fucking channels get interrupted every time a soldier or civilian in Iraq/Afghan/Pak dies. Or every time an African child is raped because of the popular superstition that virginity cures AIDS, or every time a falsely imprisoned/executed person is posthumously exonerated...
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Fuck Jackson up his stupid ass.
Sure he was a great entertainer, but he was also a delusional douchebag who probably fucked children. He was also rich, lived an extremely high class life, and our sympathies should not be wasted on him. Today 1 billion people across the globe are starving, millions are being falsely imprisoned, murdered, raped, enslaved, diseased, etc on a daily basis. If we sympathize over anybody, we should sympathize over them, not some primadonna, mentally deranged princess who was probably a horrible sex criminal
And for the love of god, news channels need to stop doing nothing but running this story and interrupting previously scheduled programs to sob over this piece of garbage. At least Jim Lehrer didn't succumb to this retardation. I wanna see every one of these fucking channels get interrupted every time a soldier or civilian in Iraq/Afghan/Pak dies. Or every time an African child is raped because of the popular superstition that virginity cures AIDS, or every time a falsely imprisoned/executed person is posthumously exonerated...
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yo I agree with a lot of the stuff you said at the end of your post, but the guy was an iconic figure. he was bigger than Elvis Presley, bigger than anything.......ever. I'm only 29 (almost 30........fuck), but there was a generation that followed him religiously. He was the goddman man, he was the show-stopper, the best entertainer (what some say) ever.
Yeah, he was a pretty fucked up guy in the end, but he was a beyond-famous guy that was fucked up, and he died suddenly, that's why it's such a huge story.
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Anyone think it's dumb how people say stuff like "RIP Michael Jackson" as their Facebook statuses? What's up with that?
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I think many people take death too seriously (regardless of who has bit the bullet).
He made a lot of good music but made a lot of shit as well, so I can't get too worked up about this.
As for what happens now, the media (particulary TV news) will queue up a line of people to lick his ass and his extremly dodgy past will be completely whitewashed.
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we are all too young to realize the magnitude of this
everybody is downplaying this (me included), but it's a big goddamn thing
EDIT: to a different generation
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I'm personally just fascinated that he still has fans. Sure his music may be fantastic for some people, I like some of it, but he turned himself into a zombie crack rat who most likely banged some kids. Michael Jackson died years ago.
And honestly, this all just looks soooooooo silly. The fact that he was not ostracized from the public mind years ago is disturbing
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I know I may be sounding kind of silly myself, but I loathe Michael Jackson about as much as I could loathe a celebrity. Ever since he started fucking his face up I very quickly confirmed his undignified douchebaggery and that he was no longer a person worthy of life.
If there exists things that are not beautiful, Michael Jackson became one of them. Call me prejudiced, but Jackson turned himself into a disgusting disgrace. Paris Hilton is about 100x cooler than him.
I'm getting myself kinda worked up right now. I just hate that motherfu.cker*. Not a real kind of hate, but a facepalm omgwtfbbq hate
* gotta bypass the poopyhead filter somehow. wtf is that
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the guy sold 750 million records!!!
He's my generations biggest star. Him dying is like Elvis dying - but probably bigger.
Yes he was fucked up, but he was unbelievably talented. His latest music has all been rubbish, but some of his early stuff is amazing.
all the kiddy fiddling stuff and the surgery etc just made him more famous. prob the most famous person in the world?
Why would anyone think this wouldn't be massive news???
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Why would anyone think this wouldn't be massive news???
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Because several years ago when he started screwing everything up the headlines should have read: "Beloved icon turning himself into disgrace".
Today the headlines should read: "A disgrace dies, nobody cares".
The story of the cult icon Michael Jackson died a long time ago. It passed with his nose and sanity
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[quote="wufwugy"]
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A disgrace dies, nobody cares".
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i think the man protest too much. wufwugy loves MJ, wufwugy loves etc etc ...
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Michael Jackson was refused entry into heaven today. When he asked why he was told
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the buggery
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The coroner's report on Michael Jackson has been released - apparently he died of heart failure after finding out Boyz 2 Men was a pop band, not a delivery service
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I'm ashamed to say I agree with Wufwugy, 100%. I don't give a fuck what he did 20 fucking years ago, He's a douche and a molester that shouldn't have gotten off this easy.
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I heard they're spreading his ashes in a sandpit so the children can play with him for once...
The Michael Jackson everyone is remembering died years ago
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We're all 28-32 years old, too young to know Michael Jackson in his prime,
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maybe your parents are racists or something so they didn't let you watch then Billy Jean and or Thriller videos? That was his prime without doubt.
not sad he's dead, it's more weird to think about. We were out to eat and this super flaming waiter said "We're all just sad he upstaged Farah"
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man, i just got the news on CNN. After all, he made thriller, which pretty much beats all you haters.
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Even here he's upstaging her...
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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I'm not ashamed to say I agree with Wufwugy, 100%. I don't give a fuck what he did 20 fucking years ago, He's a douche and a molester that shouldn't have gotten off this easy.
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He's ashamed at the concept of agreeing with Wuf, as he should be.
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