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Old 04-01-2008, 08:36 PM     Post subject: Messing with Verizon chat chick #1 (permalink)  
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 I bought a new phone today, and verizonwireless.com has this chat feature where some support person will help you through your order.

I decided at the end to mess with her, it wasn;'t my best work:

You: seems like everything worked out
You: oh wait
You: ... what the.
Jordan.: Yes?
You: it says it cost 50,000 dollars!!!??
You: it charged 50000 dollars to my card
You: oh my god
Jordan.: Where do you see that?
You: in the confirmation!
You: what kind of god damned business are you running here
You: i'm going to sue this company all of it's Freaking money
You: how could you do that?
You: ANSWER ME
Jordan.: This may be a site error.
Jordan.: I do not believe that was charged to your card.
You: you don't believe?
You: well i BELIEVE THAT YOUR COMPANY IS SCREWING ME
Jordan.: I'm going to give you a phone number where they can view the order.
You: i'm sorry i'm just joking
You: april fools joke
You: gone a little too far
You: haha
Jordan.: LOL
Jordan.: You really did scare me.
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:51 PM #2 (permalink)  
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bit weird imo but still lol.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:24 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 you're gonna have to explain the jordan's and the you's.. i don't really follow


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 Our janitor is this super quite guy. Never says anything. Walks in today "someone left their lights on out there. " One guy jumps up "really" and runs to the window. "no, jk. April fools"

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Old 04-02-2008, 12:28 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Our janitor is this super quite guy. Never says anything. Walks in today "someone left their lights on out there. " One guy jumps up "really" and runs to the window. "no, jk. April fools"

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this would be awesome if they really did leave their lights on and the april fools joke was saying no jk april fools! then the battery would die on their car!

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you're gonna have to explain the jordan's and the you's.. i don't really follow
it's just the structure of the verizon chat. You is me and Jordan is the support person.
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