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gabe
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01-21-2008, 02:47 AM
Post subject: messed up joke i just heard, offensive maybe
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1: "hey lets watch schindler's list"
2: "omg no thats the most depressing movie ever"
3: "well..... it depends on whose side youre on"
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swiggidy
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Why don't indonesian's take baths?
They can just wash up on the shore.
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Deanglow
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me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
girl: omg
me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
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gabe
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ok i didnt want to make an offensive joke thread, but i just heard this random joke (that was made up on teh spot) and thought it was worth saying
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swiggidy
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Interwebs, this is Gabe.
Gabe, this is teh interwebs.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
girl: omg
me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
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BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
****** OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE JOPKE WARNING!!!! ******
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a nine year old girl in the shower?
A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she's a seven year old boy.
There almost should be a hell just so I can be sent there.
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wufwugy
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And Schindler's List is sooooo not depressing. It's about one of the only good things to happen during the Holocaust.
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wufwugy
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I'll tell you what's depressing. Any movie where the hot chick dies. That's just wrong.
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(Just for those who don't know, Madeline Mccann is that little english girl who went missing, her parents were/are suspects...blah blah blah)
Whats the difference between Madeline Mccann and jokes about Madeline Mccann?
Jokes about Madeline Mccann will get old.
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XTR1000
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Originally Posted by gabe
ok i didnt want to make an offensive joke thread, but i just heard this random joke (that was made up on teh spot) and thought it was worth saying
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too late to stop it
son: Dad, can i get some moniez for tonight?
dad: ill pay u 20 for sucking my dick
son: why does it taste like ass?
dad: ur brother needs the car tonight
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
girl: omg
me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
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I dunno if you're misquoting for comic/offensive effect, but it makes more sense if you say something like "my grandfather did in Auschwitz" or maybe "during the holocaust".
Sorry, I'll stop analysing teh funney now.
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I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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salsa4ever
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
girl: omg
me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
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BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
****** OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE JOPKE WARNING!!!! ******
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a nine year old girl in the shower?
A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she's a seven year old boy.
There almost should be a hell just so I can be sent there. |
It's 3AM and I'm brain dead and I just can't get this
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
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??? I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
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??? I don't get it. |
I was reading the jokes to the gf, go to this one, and said "i dont get this one."
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This one is pretty wrong.
What do you get if if put a baby in a blender?
An erection.
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
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??? I don't get it. |
Google Terry Fox. You guys need to get out a bit 
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Originally Posted by AHiltz
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
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??? I don't get it. |
Google Terry Fox. You guys need to get out a bit |
Ya, who the hell doesn't know T-dog. And seriously, I always thought he made it all the way when I was a kid. Then I got older and realized he didn't even make it halfway, what a pussy.
Also:
Whats so bad about 4 black guys in a car going off a cliff?
The car seats 5.
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How many N-WORDS does it take to paint your car black?
One if you hit him right.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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paging spoon, spoon to the offensive joke thread, paging spoon...
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shazbox
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What the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the over.
What did the black kid get for Xmas?
Your bike.
What do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you do when you wake up and see your TV floating across the room?
Turn the lights on and shoot the n-word.
What do you call a black guy driving a Ferrari?
Grand theft auto.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot you fucking racist.
And less offensive, but always made me laugh:
What did the black kid do when he had diarrhea?
He jumped in the freezer cause he thought he was melting.
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