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wufwugy
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08-26-2010, 08:15 PM
Post subject: Marry, fuck, kill III (prolly nsfw)
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4-of-a-Kind
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Jailbait
Brunette
Ginger
And don't get hung up on the labels if you think they're inaccurate or whatever
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Full House
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Kill the ginger, fuck myself while looking at the jailbait, marry the brunette.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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There is no wrong answer.
But, marry ginger for white children, fuck the brunette for reasons that should be obvious to all, kill jailbait. Nice boobies, girl, but I'm just going to convince myself that you're crazy.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
There is no wrong answer.
But, marry ginger for white children, fuck the brunette for reasons that should be obvious to all, kill jailbait. Nice boobies, girl, but I'm just going to convince myself that you're crazy.
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QFT, except the children part, I'm not ruining that bod. I'll wreck it, but not ruin it.
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JKDS
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Nope changed my mind
Depending on how gingery, i marry the ginger, fuck the brunette and kill the jailbait. I mean...how soulless is the ginger anyway?
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
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Deanglow
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def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2006
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[ ] ginger
[x] day walker LDO
fuck jailbait and burnette at the same time, kill myself because no moment will ever top that one
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
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marry ginger, fuck brunette, kill jailbait because they are more evil than the ginger
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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JL
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,095
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Marry Jailbait, kill Brunette, and fuck Ginger.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Assuming you get her parents permission (and why wouldn't I...I'm a lovely person), jailbait is only jailbait if you don't marry her.
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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guys, you dont have to choose to kill the jailbait for moral reasons. Since you must kill one, you can just claim that you are "saving her life" by fucking/marrying her. You have to pick one to die, so you can simply claim that you could not chose someone with so much more life to live to be the one to die. Now you come across as a thoughtful and kind person.
srsly, you all, aside from benny and jl, are such first level thinkers.
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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o hai prison
fuck the jailbait, marry the brunette, kill the ginger?
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
o hai prison
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meh, if you can get convicted of statutory rape while playing marry, fuck, kill? then you can get convicted of murder while playing.. and we all know that the 'kill' in marry, fuck, kill is short for "get away with killing", otherwise the games no fun.
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flomo
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Full House
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we only get to kill one?
prettty sure we are going to fuc em all
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Full House
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Originally Posted by flomo
we only get to kill one?
prettty sure we are going to fuc em all
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only in the bonus round of marry, fuck, kill are you allowed to marry all of them, fuck all of them, or kill all of them, instead of marrying one, fucking one and killing one,
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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fuck jailbait, marry ginger, sorry brunette
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
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marry any fuck any kill none
fuck you wuf ur retarded on this one
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail
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+1. anyone saying to do anything besides marry the brunette so you can fuck her regularly are doing it wrong, especially the few tards saying to kill the brunette.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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fuck them all
marry them all
kill them all
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
fuck them all
marry them all
kill them all
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What, like, for the insurance money?
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Keith
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Full House
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its cheaper than divorce
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
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she's labeled jb because there weren't any other non-retarded options. the jailbaitishness plays no role here
drew we needed a hard one. i still cant decide even though one of them is ez kill because she reminds me of my sister
lol benny u so silly
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
she reminds me of my sister
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umm, pics ?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
umm, pics ?
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sorry brah no room on my hdd for family photos cuz all space is taken up by pics of ur mom
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kill all wimmenz evil
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kevster
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Full House
Join Date: May 2006
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brunette is least attractive so, err, kill her I guess.
I don't want to marry either of the other two tho so, err, I guess I'd fuck them both. Then I'd run for the hills in order to avoid the police chasing me for one case of homocide, one case of paedophilia and one case of gingerelia.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
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if you marry the jailbait (which I assume means we get to legally secks her) can you divorce her the day before she turns 18 and not be financially responsible to her at all?
If so I'd marry jailbait, fuck the redhead, and I agree on the brunette being the least attractive face-wise so I'd kill her because an ass like that deserve a better mug.
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail
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+1
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JL
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Kevster and spenda know whats up.
Why do you guys want to marry the ugliest one?
Fuck the ginger because let's face it, how many gingers have you fucked in your life? None? yeah i thought so.
(shutup spoon no one asked you) 
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
if you marry the jailbait (which I assume means we get to legally secks her) can you divorce her the day before she turns 18 and not be financially responsible to her at all?
If so I'd marry jailbait, fuck the redhead, and I agree on the brunette being the least attractive face-wise so I'd kill her because an ass like that deserve a better mug.
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Wrong, jailbait cuts your dick off the second she even thinks you might be fucking the redhead.
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start using your brain more and vagina less
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Worst possible answer?
Marry the ginger, kill then fuck the jailbait.
Ignore brunette
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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UnbelievableJeff
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BANNED
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Reading, UK
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This is the poorest marry/fuck/kill I ever saw, there is no possibly controversy.
Fwiw, marry brunette, fuck jailbait discreetly, kill the ginger.
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