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wufwugy
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08-08-2010, 09:01 PM
Post subject: Marry, fuck, kill II
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Justin Bieber
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Deanglow
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obv kill bieber fuck the girl and marry newt for money and hypocrisy
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jyms
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Personally I can"t fuck Newt so it's going to be Beiber (with a little makeup and wig it may be possible). I'm marrying the one I can pass off as a women obv. LOL at Deanglow
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BankItDrew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
obv kill bieber fuck the girl and marry newt for money and hypocrisy
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lolololol
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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JL
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Kill the girl, fuck the shemale, marry then kill the old guy
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bigred
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lol @ "the old guy"
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wufwugy
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I'd prolly hafta fuck Bieber because hearing him sob from getting brutally raped would bring me pleasure. It's possible I'd go sado-psycho on him and fuck him multiple times and like jack him off while pounding him so he develops the BF Skinner-esque respondent behavior of cumming whenever he's getting dominated and tore up, and then he would live the rest of his life a confused and emotional wreck. I believe this is the only correct way to treat Justin Bieber. Anything that makes him hate himself makes baby Jesus happy. But I'm sure it would turn out that he's a closet homosexual so then there would be no point
Think I'd hafta marry linetrap because she's hot. Not really into the whole dick thing, but c'mon look at her; she's hot. I know it's a trap but it's just too pretty to be a man.....
So then that leaves killing Newt. Which is a fitting solution to any dicksuck politician of his ilk. It's possible I'd go for the marriage simply due to the money, not sure.
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boost
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marry - beiber
fuck - line
kill - newt
such ez game guys. Beiber is for sure going to be the biggest cash cow of the three, and not only that, but also the most malleable. In most cases where you are marrying for the money, you'd have to either A) put up with the person, B) kill them, or C) some how induce a never ending coma. The level of stupidity present with Beiber is probably sufficient enough to have his state of being be considered comatose. Also, while marriage typically includes sex, it does not have to. Through this loophole and due to how I allocate the fuck/kill decisions, I am able to chose the least gay path through this clusterfuck.
Fuck - Well I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for me to even hold wood long enough to successfully fuck Newt, so line-trap it is, ez game. I'd probably even go so far as to give "her" a reach-around due to my elation over holding the reigns to Beiber's fortune.
Kill - already explained.
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a500lbgorilla
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Marry newt - he's rich and old and prone to giving me all his money. It would also be cool to glimpse the inside of the old boys club, if possible.
Fuck bieber and wait to see how the truama affects his music. I'm thinking he goes from pop fairy to next cobain pretty quickly.
Kill linetrap because I don't like dishonest people
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
lolololol
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+2
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RoyalFlush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
obv kill bieber fuck the girl and marry newt for money and hypocrisy
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What he said.
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bigspenda73
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Marry the tranny -- married people do not have secks but you could appear to have a decent looking woman on your arm when you're out in public.
Kill Newt and everything he stands for
Fuck Bieber and video it -- you now have footage of yourself taking the virginity of the most popular teen-star in history. This is worth tens of millions of dollars. Use this money to create time travel, go back in time, and slap Wuf's mother.
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oskar
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This would be hard if you replaced Newt wit Goebbels.
Kill Justing
tap the tarp
marry Newt
ez game.
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wufwugy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Use this money to create time travel, go back in time, and slap Wuf's mother.
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i lold
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
marry - beiber
fuck - line
kill - newt
such ez game guys. Beiber is for sure going to be the biggest cash cow of the three, and not only that, but also the most malleable. In most cases where you are marrying for the money, you'd have to either A) put up with the person, B) kill them, or C) some how induce a never ending coma. The level of stupidity present with Beiber is probably sufficient enough to have his state of being be considered comatose. Also, while marriage typically includes sex, it does not have to. Through this loophole and due to how I allocate the fuck/kill decisions, I am able to chose the least gay path through this clusterfuck.
Fuck - Well I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for me to even hold wood long enough to successfully fuck Newt, so line-trap it is, ez game. I'd probably even go so far as to give "her" a reach-around due to my elation over holding the reigns to Beiber's fortune.
Kill - already explained.
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hard to say if it's him or newt
also newt likes black people: His dissertation topic was titled "Belgian Education Policy in the Congo: 1945-1960."
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wufwugy
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yessssssssssssssss
YouTube - ‪Justin Bieber Gets Nailed By a Watrer Bottle‬‎
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CBAT
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shiiiit, just saw that, you beat me to it!
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wufwugy
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Well I just realized that Bieber has an enormous penis. Look at the size of his hands.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate him more
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'd prolly hafta fuck Bieber because hearing him sob from getting brutally raped would bring me pleasure. It's possible I'd go sado-psycho on him and fuck him multiple times and like jack him off while pounding him so he develops the BF Skinner-esque respondent behavior of cumming whenever he's getting dominated and tore up, and then he would live the rest of his life a confused and emotional wreck. I believe this is the only correct way to treat Justin Bieber. Anything that makes him hate himself makes baby Jesus happy. But I'm sure it would turn out that he's a closet homosexual so then there would be no point
Think I'd hafta marry linetrap because she's hot. Not really into the whole dick thing, but c'mon look at her; she's hot. I know it's a trap but it's just too pretty to be a man.....
So then that leaves killing Newt. Which is a fitting solution to any dicksuck politician of his ilk. It's possible I'd go for the marriage simply due to the money, not sure.
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best post in a while imo. many rofls.
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