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Old 07-29-2010, 09:14 PM     Post subject: Marry, fuck, kill... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:49 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:50 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 kill sarah
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:55 PM #4 (permalink)  
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kill sarah
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marry michelle
Definitely this.
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:57 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:03 PM #6 (permalink)  
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fuck palin
kill the azn
marry the blonde
Snap agree. also lol @ supa
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:17 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:27 PM #8 (permalink)  
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 kill the stupid teabagger whore
fuck the stupid asian whore
marry the stupid blonde whore
 
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:37 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Marry Michelle Malkin?! Are you insane? This bitch isn't just stupid like Palin. Stupid you can live with; rich stupid you can marry.

It's tough between fuck or kill Malkin.

I need to find a coin to flip.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:39 PM #10 (permalink)  
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You can't kill Palin, you'll just martyr her. I'd rather just ride the republican puppet gravy train and play along.

I'll kill Kelly because she's doing that stupid "uh, guys it's common sense that we're right and they're wrong." bit way too much.

Fuck Malkin because I'd want to hurt her meaning it'll be great.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:40 PM #11 (permalink)  
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kelly- fuck, then kill
malkin- kill while fucking
palin- kill, then fuck
lol

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:51 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:58 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Old 07-29-2010, 11:10 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:19 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:25 AM #16 (permalink)  
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marry azin

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Old 07-30-2010, 12:26 AM #17 (permalink)  
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 wait what the fuck bankitdrew, why'd you go and change the order of the pictures.

I meant kill palin, fuck asian, marry blonde.
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:38 AM #18 (permalink)  
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 I suspected that might have been an issue for dumb people.


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Old 07-30-2010, 04:32 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I meant kill palin, fuck asian, marry blonde.

I think this is the most logical.
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Old 08-02-2010, 04:09 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Fuck all three, marry any of them randomly, kill myself.
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Old 08-02-2010, 11:58 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:26 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:34 AM #23 (permalink)  
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 marry fuck and and kill palin


fuck and kill asiam, she looks soullesss so the killing would not be as satisfying as the others

fuck and kill blonde
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:48 PM #24 (permalink)  
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marry fuck and and kill palin


fuck and kill asiam, she looks soullesss so the killing would not be as satisfying as the others

fuck and kill blonde
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:19 PM #26 (permalink)  
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 This one's soso easy. Marry the AZN, fuck Palin, kill the blonde.

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Old 08-04-2010, 02:43 PM #27 (permalink)  
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This one's soso easy. Marry the AZN, fuck Palin, kill the blonde.
WTF, did you not SEE the pic wufwudgy posted?



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Old 08-04-2010, 02:50 PM #28 (permalink)  
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If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
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If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
Even if it does, those teeth are like a guillotine. I couldn't take the stress of waiting and not really being sure if the thing is staying open...
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:13 PM #30 (permalink)  
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If I marry her, does mouth stay open, waiting?
Of course it does. Everybody knows marriage = sex
 
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