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10-04-2007, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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jyms
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Hehe anyone else open this and expect to see a picture of yourself, or the thong?
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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who is it
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spoonitnow
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who is it
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arbitrary fag
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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JRoc
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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euphoricism
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LOL WIGGERAMENTS
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spoonitnow
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Short Version: He's the ex-bf of this girl I'm seeing and he's started harassing both me and her and doing other faggy behavior. Normally I'd just dismiss it as a dumbass being a dumbass but he gets the chick pretty upset at times, so yeah.
P.S. No she's not a fatty, euph and boost can confirm this.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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she picks some real winners to date...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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jyms
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No need to make fun. He ain't going anywhere in life. Wait 10 years and laugh at him then when you see him on the corner asking for change. As it stands right now, he's got to much respect to work at some minimum wage job, and nobody will hire him for anything else but. He's a loser, and always will be. And yes, I base this all on his picture, tell me I'm wrong.
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bigred
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Where will spoon be in 10 years?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Beat the shit out of him.
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bigred
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In all seriousness, just send him the thong pic. He will never bother you again.
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Hehe anyone else open this and expect to see a picture of yourself, or the thong?
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i was expecting the thong......beware of the THONG....fear the THONG. lol.
i knew a dude in college who always tried to get you to look at his balls. never understood the humor.
i got caught once. walked in a room. said, "wazzup, elliot?" he says, "hey, chopper, i think i got some gum on my leg." i looked down to see a wad of gum that looked like the back of a friggin goat. 
from then on, i got the humor of it. i still laugh when i think of that turd.
this douche reminds me of him....lol.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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I would threaten him over the phone, but in a mature non leg breaking threatening way... understand? you gotta be adult about this guy so he respects you from the begining. wtf... how the hwll do u spell begining? i am starting to hate/love windows vista.
PUT THIS JROC WIGGAH IN HIS PLACE NUKKAH!
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I would threaten him over the phone, but in a mature non leg breaking threatening way... understand? you gotta be adult about this guy so he respects you from the begining. wtf... how the hwll do u spell begining? i am starting to hate/love windows vista.
PUT THIS JROC WIGGAH IN HIS PLACE NUKKAH!
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He's just a dumbass, and I ain't worried.
The pic of him was his display pic, so I made a new one while fucking around after a funeral.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bigred
In all seriousness, just send him the thong pic. He will never bother you again.
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Somehow I didn't see this the first time through. I might do this =P
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigred
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Well, there's one of two outcomes. He'll def leave your gf alone and you alone or he'll leave your gf alone....but not you. RAWR
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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gabe
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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bigred
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Not kinky enough for my liking.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Reidak
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spoon if this homo is doing things and your girlfriend is getting upset over it, you need to fix it. Not post a couple of pictures of him on an internet forum. weaksauce
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bigred
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shouldn't u be applying a facial mask?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Reidak
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only supposed to do that twice a week
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boost
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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ha.
and yah I can confirm, not a fatty, but she is a ginger.
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spoonitnow
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spoon if this homo is doing things and your girlfriend is getting upset over it, you need to fix it. Not post a couple of pictures of him on an internet forum. weaksauce
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What about both?
Update: I talked to him, he said he wouldn't bother her anymore, so I haven't fucked with him anymore either. Out of the blue today I get a message on myspace (wtf?) from one of his "homies":
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listen here lil bitch dont fuck wit the hoimes
cause u fuckin wit the whole crew
so you need to shut the fuck up or
just just leave the homie alone
mike
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It's like this, if he's not man enough to handle his own shit, he shouldn't think he's man enough to fuck around and call my girl a bitch and all this other shit.
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Then best of all, I get this in reply:
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JUST LEAVE MY NIGGA ALONE BEFORE WE HAVE PROBLEMS
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I can't believe I'm caught in a wigger gang war on myspace, what the fuck.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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ha.
and yah I can confirm, not a fatty, but she is a ginger. |
Yeah but you know she's cute tho.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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boost
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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ha.
and yah I can confirm, not a fatty, but she is a ginger. |
Yeah but you know she's cute tho. |
I have a sick and twisted attraction to the gingers.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by gabe
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I'll put razor blades in my ass and lure him in :P
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ha.
and yah I can confirm, not a fatty, but she is a ginger. |
Yeah but you know she's cute tho. |
I have a sick and twisted attraction to the gingers. |
Girl has turned me onto some redheads, for real.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Was racing to get done in < 5 min.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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