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ttanaka
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05-26-2007, 01:01 AM
Post subject: Magic Vending Machine Game
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Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,184
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Time for a silly game.
The Magic Vending Machine, you can put anything in it and hit the button... the poster below you tells you what you get.
ie -
I insert a South Park DVD
You get a brand new Awesome-O 3000.
I insert George Bush...
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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You get 1200 dead Iraqis and 12Billion Gallons of Crude Oil.
I insert $10,000
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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You get 10,000 junior bacon cheeseburgers
I insert Muxy
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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You get $10,000
I insert 9999 junior bacon cheeseburgers
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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You get Xianti
I insert an electric toothbrush
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ttanaka
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Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,184
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LOL Xianti.
You get cavities anyway.
I insert my 2 cents...
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slumpy
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One Pair
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 18
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You get deaf ears.
I insert my deepest regrets...
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get a printout of you posting in this thread.
I insert my norwegian trouser snake.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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you get a poor copy of a d&g belt
i insert a squirrel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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you get 1.7lbs ground beef
i insert an ounce of pure columbian cocaine
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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You get a werewolf carcass!
I insert 
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Harry
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Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Philly
Posts: 722
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You get a retarded Chamillionaire? "Chamillatard?
I insert gabe.
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
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You get mono.
I insert Jessica Alba.
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Ghandii
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 79
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You get a horn.
I insert a donkey
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dsmrolla06
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Full House
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Bend IN
Posts: 724
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You get 2 outered
I insert a beer
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get a saturday night donkey
I insert Vodka, Kahlua and ice cubes.
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dsmrolla06
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Full House
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Bend IN
Posts: 724
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You get a vagina
I insert my keyboard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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you get a sticky keyboard
i insert my robe and wizard hat
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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you disapear
I insert my Bank roll.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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It's says your short $0.25
I insert my house (since it hasn't sold yet)
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Ghandii
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 79
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You get your asking price
I insert toilet roll
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slumpy
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One Pair
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 18
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You get skid marks in your boxers.
I insert a Full Tilt Hand History...
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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You get sent to the bad beat forum.
Can I have my $10,000 back?
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Depends, where is the 10,000 bacon cheesburgers.
I insert the werewolf game thread
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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you get triptanes, the best mod ever
I insert a lvl 43 night elf priest
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You get your mother.
I insert a coaster.
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Ghandii
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 79
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You get a clip round the ear for leaving ringmarks on the coffe table.
I insert Mel Gibson
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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you get ugly
i insert my ex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Your place or my place
Posts: 3,610
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You get herpes.
I insert your ex.
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Ghandii
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 79
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You get deja-vu
I insert my accoustic guitar
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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You get HOwie Day
I insert 
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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you get beat up on xmas evening
i insert my old couch
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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Ghandii
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 79
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You get $1.52 in change and a used condom.
I insert Johnny Cash
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Sprayed
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: GO BUCKS!
Posts: 3,057
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You get rilla's ounce of pure columbian cocaine back.
I insert soylent green.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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you get two soylent yellows and a red for change
I insert my copy of HLHE T&P
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get 50 sklansky bux.
I insert a half-full glass of water.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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you get a copy of susan vaughan´s "half empty, half full: understanding the psychological roots of optimism"
i insert a Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince CD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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you get some bad eighties fashion and a DVD of the first season of the Fresh prince of Belair.
I insert a pamphlet with everything I ever learned about poker, with illustrations done by Gary Larson
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get a poster of the "Why dinosaurs became extinct" Larson joke, except with a donkey instead of a dinosaur.
I insert a flying saucer.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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you get a broken tea cup
i insert a Porterhouse steak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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You get an LED displayed 7H|\|K U (Thank you for the old people)
I insert 300 units of minerals and 200 units of Vespene Gas
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,760
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You get a 330ml can of Coca Cola.
I insert 3 £10 notes.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get a gloryhole into which you can insert a body part of your choice and have it sucked on by a hot girl/guy/shemale. Sex of the suckee depends on where Jupiter stands in relation to earth's moon at the time of insertion.
I insert Gabe's unballa keyring-discount thingie.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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You saved $.39!
I insert Halv's recent successes
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
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You get Jehovahs Witness's Knocking on your door.
I insert my Home Made Poker Table.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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slumpy
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One Pair
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 18
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You get a folding table with a piece of green felt...back.
I insert Optimus Prime and a case of beer.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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You get a Transformer that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.
I insert Euphoricism, head first.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: No hindsight for the blind.
Posts: 1,842
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You get a canadian that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.
I insert 56.2 GB of MP3's (I'm doing a little spring cleaning  ).
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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you get a $20 iTunes gift certificate
i insert a cactus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,042
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you get cacti
insert leroy jenkins
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