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So I'm bored, doing nothing, and watching MTV MADE, basically a show where some undeserving soul gets a chance to become whatever they want to become over a 3 month period w/ a famous(ish) coach. Right now some prissy schoolgirl wants to become a BMX rider but she (like all the other people ever on the show) is not even close to committing 100% of herself for a measly 90 days.
So, FTR, if you could be "made" into anything, what would it be? If anyone says anything poker related I'm deleting your post. Give some reasons and don't laugh when Lukie says he wants to be made into a girl.
I'll start us off, if I could be made into anything, I would want to be made into a break-dancer or "b-boy". I love hip-hop/club mix/etc... music and enjoy dancing. However, besides a few basic moves I've never learned how to break dance.
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bigspenda73
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also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread
that is all
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bigred
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Jack Sawyer
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rally driver~!
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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man i seen that one... i think that girls does a backflip in a contest at tha end.
i was gonna say bboy too i dunno why u gotta take it... i use to bboy alot when i was growin up in MN with my azn gangsta homies.
but anyway since u took it im gonna say garbage truck man.
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I post nonconstructive piss
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Bear Grylls/Survivorman
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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man i seen that one... i think that girls does a backflip in a contest at tha end.
i was gonna say bboy too i dunno why u gotta take it... i use to bboy alot when i was growin up in MN with my azn gangsta homies.
but anyway since u took it im gonna say garbage truck man.
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Was this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQu35PsOYhQ
If so, I will sleep with you
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LOL OPERATIONS
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when i grow up i wanna do air racing
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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will641
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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i also quoted the above.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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Good idea.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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thanks, i thought it would be pretty cool to be one of those when i grow up.
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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i also quoted that.
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i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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i want to be a professional poker player
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I also want to be a professional poker player.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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i too would love to be made into a professional poker player
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4-of-a-Kind
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i too would love to be made into a professional poker player
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very ambitious.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Xianti
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also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread
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I need Lukkake's permission to restore this from the Recycle Bin:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ss-t31904.html
!!!
Lukie, please!
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NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOO
Not while we have unholy trolls around. They do not deserve this, Xman.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOO
Not while we have unholy trolls around. They do not deserve this, Xman.
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You complete me.
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Full House
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Poker player would be my first choice, but in reality, I wouldn't mind learning how to become a real estate management type and flip houses, do contract work and all that cool shit turning run down dumps into million dollar homes.
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Straight
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i would like to be made into ......comic book artist.....
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Bear Grylls/Survivorman
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they did an episode close to this (although nowhere near in severity) with two stuck-up rich girls that wanted to become "survivalists". One girl didn't even make it a month and got the boot. The other girl went on some excursion to Alaska or somewhere and slept in a tent!
LIFE CHANGING MOMENT!
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UG
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omg PROM KING one time!
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Xianti
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Make me into SPARTAN!!!
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UG
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actually, if I can't say poker player.....I'd want to be MADE into something along the lines of being in absolutely awesome shape. I was a college athlete back in the day, and was a borderline bad-ass at certain points (but never fully got there).....but I think it would be cool to go on a 90-day program where I ate the right things, lifted my ass off, got plenty of sleep, etc, etc, and turned my body into something unreal.
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Full House
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I'd want to meet/learn from Mystery, that dude who can pick up any woman any time any where. I'd want to become a Pick Up Artist... No shit. have you seen some of the bitches he's bagged?
Also, Pokerstar
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Straight
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that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
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I post nonconstructive piss
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
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nice guys don't get the girls yo
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Straight
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that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
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nice guys don't get the girls yo |
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I post nonconstructive piss
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
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i wanted to by a psychologist for a long time.... dunno anymore =/
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Ragnar4
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Full House
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that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
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DON'T PISS ON MY DREAMS BUDDY!
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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WildBobAA
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Make me into an NFL kicker
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flomo
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Full House
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the producers will choose me because i'm fat, old, lazy, stupid, retarded waste-oid..-->in other words someone likely to fail
porn star --but the fear of having not prime hot female tail makes me not picki this
sommelier--maybe
restaurant critic--YESSSSSSSSSS
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Protect dog
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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Olympic gymnast
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Make me into an NFL kicker
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haha, my roommate's life plan is to raise a kid to be a kicker
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOO
Not while we have unholy trolls around. They do not deserve this, Xman.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Make me into an NFL kicker
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haha, my roommate's life plan is to raise a kid to be a kicker |
My kid is so going to be a sports superstar, I will beat him so hard to make him one.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Secret agent (but has to be james bond-esque, no realistic shit tyvm).
Helicopter pilot.
PUA.
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JL
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Full House
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Professional golfer
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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Make me into an NFL kicker
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funny this is #2 on my list
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flomo
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Full House
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new randomness thread shjould be started, the only problem is we don't have the captain for the thread
lukie was(is) awesome but we don't have anyone that can fill his shoes
it takes someone special to man a randomness thread
if anyone knows of such a great pilot for a randomness thread please nominate
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Protect dog
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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new randomness thread shjould be started, the only problem is we don't have the captain for the thread
lukie was(is) awesome but we don't have anyone that can fill his shoes
it takes someone special to man a randomness thread
if anyone knows of such a great pilot for a randomness thread please nominate |
ooh oooh pick me pick me ooh ooh
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LOL OPERATIONS
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
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i would be a master chef.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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frosst
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Straight
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i would be a master chief.
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FYP. i would want to be a nascar driver. i like to go fast.
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wesrman
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Full House
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I just noticed your sig Bigred..lol.
I would either want to be a Blues guitar player or a boxer/martial artist.
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i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and make enough to live off it forever
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and make enough to live off it forever
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do what you love and money will never matter?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Full House
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i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and make enough to live off it forever
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do what you love and money will never matter? |
Until you realize that you suck and are living on a beach somewhere..lol.
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