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Old 07-20-2006, 07:19 AM     Post subject: MAD LIBS!! #1 (permalink)  
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Heres a new game we can play. Im sure youre all familiar with mad libs. Ill list parts of speech and you fill in with a word. Only post one word at time without posting consecutively. Copy and paste the list after you post your word so we know where were at. When the all the words are done ill post the whole story.

Ok heres the first one:

1. Adjective
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush
3. A Number
4. Article Of Clothing
5. Accessory
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:24 AM #2 (permalink)  
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1. Adjective - delicious

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Old 07-20-2006, 07:28 AM #3 (permalink)  
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copy the whole list as you go that way its easy for the next person to see where were at like this:

1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush
3. A Number
4. Article Of Clothing
5. Accessory
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 08:56 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I have a crush on myself.

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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number
4. Article Of Clothing
5. Accessory
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:18 AM #5 (permalink)  
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing
5. Accessory
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:09 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:41 PM #7 (permalink)  
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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you can see where this is headed
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:45 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midas06
1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:17 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I decided not to go with cock ring again for #7
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:20 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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Quote:
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:39 PM #12 (permalink)  
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 can we all agree when you get to #10 it's Uranus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LeFou
Quote:
Originally Posted by midas06
1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:14 PM #14 (permalink)  
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 1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome



 
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:30 PM #15 (permalink)  
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Quote:
1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:13 PM #18 (permalink)  
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 1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S Masterbates
14. Adjective
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:55 PM #19 (permalink)  
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 1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S Masterbates
14. Adjective - horny
15. Exclamation
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome[/b]
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:33 PM #20 (permalink)  
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise - The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn
9. A Number Other Than - 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc - Uranus
11. Emotion - tilt
12. Body Part On You - right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S - Masterbates
14. Adjective - horny
15. Exclamation - "Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears!"
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S Masterbates
14. Adjective - horny
15. Exclamation - "Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears!"
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date - clown's pocket
17. Verb
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:27 PM #22 (permalink)  
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 1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S Masterbates
14. Adjective - horny
15. Exclamation - "Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears!"
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date - clown's pocket
17. Verb - loaf i.e. to do something lazily
18. Exclamation
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome
Quote:
eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
 
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Old 07-21-2006, 05:54 AM #23 (permalink)  
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now post the story dammit

1. Adjective - Delicious
2. Boyfriend Girlfriend Crush - thenonsequitur
3. A Number - 74 (offsuit)
4. Article Of Clothing - FTR gstring
5. Accessory - Cock Ring
6. Noise The squeal of installing a cock ring
7. Favorite Childhood Toy - My Size Barbie
8. A Restaraunt You Love - Big Dick's Halfway Inn (i'm not making it up it's down at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri... Home of the minnow shot)
9. A Number Other Than 111
10. A Celestial Body Stars Moon Sun Etc Uranus
11. Emotion tilt
12. Body Part On You right hand
13. Verb That Ends In S Masterbates
14. Adjective - horny
15. Exclamation - "Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears!"
16. Body Part On Your Dream Date - clown's pocket
17. Verb - loaf i.e. to do something lazily
18. Exclamation- BUMBLECLOT
19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome- TOTALLY FABULOUS
 
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19. Word Describing Something You Like Aka Cool Neat Awesome- TOTALLY FABULOUS
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words are done, dsm. Let's have the story
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Alrite heres it is. Ill post a new one for you guys tomorrow.

The Time Of Your Life
Everything is going delicious . You are getting ready to meet thenonsequiter for a date. You liked thenonsequiter for 74 offsuit days and then finally got asked out! You finish getting ready by putting on your FTR gstring and your cock ring and then you hear the doorbell squeal of installing a cock ring. You run down the stairs and open the door and run out to the car, but you were in such a hurry you forgot your My Size Barbie!!! Oh well you think, and you and your dream date drive down the highway. You end up at Big Dick's Halfway Inn , and your date looks great. You are floating on Cloud 111 . You eat dinner and talk about everything under Uranus, so when you finish eating you are very tilt. You drive back to thenonsequiter 's house and go inside where you discover that no one is home. Suddenly thenonsequiter turns off the lights and comes over and grabs your right hand and masterbates it really horny!!! Holy mackerel! God dammit there goes another buy in! Fuck me to tears! you scream and you quickly wrap your hand around thenonsequiter 's clown's pocket and then the two of you loaf for awhile before you have to go home. You smile and think to yourself, Bumbleclot! this night has been totally fabulous!!!
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floating on cloud 111 is beyond funny

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Suddenly thenonsequiter turns off the lights and comes over and grabs your right hand and masterbates it really horny!!!
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my favorite line...lol...i have tears in my eyes

you scream and you quickly wrap your hand around thenonsequiter 's clown's pocket and then the two of you loaf for awhile before you have to go home.
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holy mackerel fuck me to tears came in at the right time
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 I had originally given this to Lukie, but I was being sarcastic then (way sarcastic). This time, I am not kidding. This was hilarious!!!

dsmrolla06, this is for you:
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I think for the next one i post ill have you guys vote for the title of the story you want to hear out of like 3 different ones. I dont read it before i post it so i dont know what im getting you guys into... ill post the 3 stories to choose from in a few hours.
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:15 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Ok, heres the 3 story title choices to choose from.

Messed up fairy tale
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