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Old 10-09-2007, 04:00 AM     Post subject: LOLCOWGIRLS #1 (permalink)  
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To think I needed that shit to go down to stay in the survivor league, wow.
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:10 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:20 AM #3 (permalink)  
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That was beyond ridonkulous.

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Old 10-09-2007, 04:25 AM     Post subject: Re: LOLCOWGIRLS #4 (permalink)  
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To think I needed that shit to go down to stay in the survivor league, wow.
damnit

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Old 10-09-2007, 04:29 AM #5 (permalink)  
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LEE FORGOT TO PICK LOL

we're at the game yesterday and the lightbulb goes on, all I hear is some skinny little Asian dude go "fuck" and then he realizes he didn't pick a team in the survivor league.
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:30 AM #6 (permalink)  
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LEE FORGOT TO PICK LOL

we're at the game yesterday and the lightbulb goes on, all I hear is some skinny little Asian dude go "fuck" and then he realizes he didn't pick a team in the survivor league.
And I probably woulda picked Houston too.
 
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:37 AM #7 (permalink)  
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LEE FORGOT TO PICK LOL

we're at the game yesterday and the lightbulb goes on, all I hear is some skinny little Asian dude go "fuck" and then he realizes he didn't pick a team in the survivor league.
And I probably woulda picked Houston too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so who's left with us?
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:53 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:01 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Man that cowboys game was fucking crazy.
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:06 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Man that cowboys game was fucking crazy.
AAARRRGGHH !!!!

Buffalo should have killed the game with 6 minutes to go. 3rd and 8 at 11 yard line. Don't force a fucking pass. Take the field goal. 11 point lead. GG.
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:37 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Man that cowboys game was fucking crazy.
AAARRRGGHH !!!!

Buffalo should have killed the game with 6 minutes to go. 3rd and 8 at 11 yard line. Don't force a fucking pass. Take the field goal. 11 point lead. GG.
But if they had done that, the game would have only been 3/4ths as awesome.

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:14 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:39 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:34 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I missed it. Anything cool at all happen?
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:56 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I missed it. Anything cool at all happen?
6 cowboys turnovers, cowboys need a touchdown, two point conversion, onside kick, field goal to win. They get the touchdown, two point conversion, onside kick. Throw a pass out to like the 40, caught in bounds. No timeouts left. Run down, they get the ball spiked with :01 on the clock. Booth review, pass incomplete. 17 seconds or so on the clock. Argument as to whether booth got the review down in time (I highly doubt it, but who can argue with The Booth?) Two small out passes for like 4 yards each, both completed and receiver gets out of bounds. 7 seconds on the clock, 53 yard field goal needed for the win, guys career long is 47 (though he did a 52 in college but thats a different ball) He lines up. Snap is good. Hold is good. Kicks. Its good. Everyone freaks.

But the bills coach called a time out just miliseconds before the snap, so its called back and redone.

Snap is good. Hold is good. Kick is good. Two 53 yarders in a row. Place erupts.

Romo threw 5 intereceptions and still won the game. Buffalo returned a kickoff for a TD... got the ball an "extra" 6 times... shit Dallas did everything they could possibly think of to lose that game and they pulled it off. Awesome game.
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And then the obligatory camera views of grown men in the stands wearing bills jerseys and crying.
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:10 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I missed it. Anything cool at all happen?
6 cowboys turnovers, cowboys need a touchdown, two point conversion, onside kick, field goal to win. They get the touchdown, two point conversion, onside kick. Throw a pass out to like the 40, caught in bounds. No timeouts left. Run down, they get the ball spiked with :01 on the clock. Booth review, pass incomplete. 17 seconds or so on the clock. Argument as to whether booth got the review down in time (I highly doubt it, but who can argue with The Booth?) Two small out passes for like 4 yards each, both completed and receiver gets out of bounds. 7 seconds on the clock, 53 yard field goal needed for the win, guys career long is 47 (though he did a 52 in college but thats a different ball) He lines up. Snap is good. Hold is good. Kicks. Its good. Everyone freaks.

But the bills coach called a time out just miliseconds before the snap, so its called back and redone.

Snap is good. Hold is good. Kick is good. Two 53 yarders in a row. Place erupts.

Romo threw 5 intereceptions and still won the game. Buffalo returned a kickoff for a TD... got the ball an "extra" 6 times... shit Dallas did everything they could possibly think of to lose that game and they pulled it off. Awesome game.
this sounds fun.
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:23 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:41 PM #21 (permalink)  
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They didn't get the two point conversion.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:49 PM #22 (permalink)  
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yea they didn't get the two point conversion which made the last 20 seconds that much more amazing. romo single-handedly turns the ball over 6 times (5 ints and 1 fumble), TO has a god awful night, and the bills have 14 defensive points and a kick return for the touchdown. dallas offense played the worst 59 minutes of football ever witnessed and still manages to pull out a victory. thats some kind of divine intervention. dallas is destined to win the superbowl. hurray!!!! go cowboys.
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no nfc team is destined to win jack shit against afc this year
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no nfc team is destined to win jack shit against afc this year
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Still think I'm wrong? Go Pats, 38-0, u can do it!
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