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midas06
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05-10-2006, 10:16 AM
Post subject: lol this is why you use virus protectors
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4-of-a-Kind
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So I was at my Uncle's place, and he says that their family computer was running really slow. So I look at it and it's got heaps of free memory and a decent amount of ram.
Then I notice that they get shitloads of popups when they browse the internet, and they even get a Symantec notice, when they didn't have any antivirus programmes installed.
So I download AV Guard and Adaware for them (getting to download.com took about an hour), and these are the results:
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Cocco_Bill
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Full House
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tell him to stop visiting shady pron sites
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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tell ur uncle ur onto him.
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fasin8ing
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Full House
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SPYBOT SEARCH AND DESTROY.
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Rabid Dog
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Flush
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I'm glad you brought this up. I need to update my Adaware, Spybot S&D, and Spyware Blaster.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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This is what pr0n sites do to people.
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fasin8ing
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
This is what pr0n sites do to people.
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Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
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givememyleg
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Originally Posted by fasin8ing
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
This is what pr0n sites do to people.
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Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
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pr0n is just lingo for porn. That is suppose to be a 'zero' like pr()n, but the zeros on ftr look just like oooooooooooooooo's.
And I have no idea what TRON Porn is, lol. Do tell.
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fasin8ing
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This chick is in like the Tron Porn Queen.
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givememyleg
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Dear God fas, please tell me you did not call that 'thing' a chick.
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dev
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People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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Rondavu
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Originally Posted by dev
People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
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You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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AHiltz
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
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Originally Posted by dev
People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
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You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
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Oooooooooooooooh SNAP!!
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