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Old 05-10-2006, 10:16 AM     Post subject: lol this is why you use virus protectors #1 (permalink)  
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So I was at my Uncle's place, and he says that their family computer was running really slow. So I look at it and it's got heaps of free memory and a decent amount of ram.

Then I notice that they get shitloads of popups when they browse the internet, and they even get a Symantec notice, when they didn't have any antivirus programmes installed.

So I download AV Guard and Adaware for them (getting to download.com took about an hour), and these are the results:

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Old 05-10-2006, 11:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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tell him to stop visiting shady pron sites
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tell ur uncle ur onto him.
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:29 PM #4 (permalink)  
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SPYBOT SEARCH AND DESTROY.
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:34 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I'm glad you brought this up. I need to update my Adaware, Spybot S&D, and Spyware Blaster.
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Old 05-10-2006, 03:44 PM #6 (permalink)  
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This is what pr0n sites do to people.

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This is what pr0n sites do to people.
Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
 
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This is what pr0n sites do to people.
Whats a pron site? Is that like TRON Porn ?
pr0n is just lingo for porn. That is suppose to be a 'zero' like pr()n, but the zeros on ftr look just like oooooooooooooooo's.

And I have no idea what TRON Porn is, lol. Do tell.

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This chick is in like the Tron Porn Queen.
 
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:07 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Dear God fas, please tell me you did not call that 'thing' a chick.

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People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
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People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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People pay me $45/hr to run those scans... shhhhh
You only make $45 dollars an hour? Bwahahaha. What a welfare case.
Oooooooooooooooh SNAP!!
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