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Old 03-15-2008, 12:47 AM     Post subject: lol apartaments #1 (permalink)  
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I finally received my new computer in the mail today so I've taken some pictures of the new place as I previously stated I would. I had to take these pictures with my old piece of crap camera which has stuff all over it so there are white dots on a lot of the pictures.

Kitchen



Nothing special here.

Living Room



My old computer is hooked up to my new TV along with my Playstation 2 (sorry I'm not balla enough to have a PS3 or 360 at the moment). My girlfriend's rabbit is also here.

Office/Study



From left to right: mini-fridge, computer desk, chess table, bookshelf. I've had the chess table for quite a while, but I've recently taken it out of storage since I've decided to get back into tournament play.

Bedroom



Yes, I've already been asked -- that is a dildo and a copy of The Game on those small white shelves in the last picture. The book I bought for her a couple of weeks ago, and the dildo is there since I can't be in two places at the same time.

I'm not completely moved in, but everything is here for the most part. Hopefully I can get back to a regular poker schedule soon.
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Sweet, I am planning on moving out with my gf into an apartment this summer.

The fridge next to the computer is a must when I move out!

What size monitor is that? I thought you played like 80 tables at a time...figured you'd be balla enough to have 2 monitors.
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:21 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Sweet, I am planning on moving out with my gf into an apartment this summer.

The fridge next to the computer is a must when I move out!

What size monitor is that? I thought you played like 80 tables at a time...figured you'd be balla enough to have 2 monitors.
The fridge was pretty cheap at Wal-mart a while back. I got it on sale.

The monitor is a 22" widescreen by Envision. It's not the greatest but it's fairly new and works great. Previously I was playing on two 17" CRTs but I prefer a single monitor to be honest.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?

we had a bunny in my 3rd grade class and it used to eat it's own poop. what a stupid bunny.


 
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:55 AM #5 (permalink)  
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you should get a bigger desk.
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you should get a bigger desk.
It's a big enough pain in the ass to carry this one when I moved.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:21 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Go to garage sales for old, but decent furniture this spring... (especially a new coffee table). This goes back to the spending habits stuff.. you can buy press board crap at Target or Kmart... but having solid stuff makes a huge difference. You can buy used stuff for the same (or less) than press board crap. Also an end table in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested.

Nice place man... reminds me of my first apartment.
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Old 03-15-2008, 02:14 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Nice place Spoon.
The computer chair is sweet and the mini fridge is balla as hell.
The new TV is killer too.
 
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Old 03-15-2008, 03:34 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Go to garage sales for old, but decent furniture this spring... (especially a new coffee table). This goes back to the spending habits stuff.. you can buy press board crap at Target or Kmart... but having solid stuff makes a huge difference. You can buy used stuff for the same (or less) than press board crap. Also an end table in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested.

Nice place man... reminds me of my first apartment.
Well that was the plan. Then my girlfriend saw these two piece of shit end tables at Wal-mart and was like omfg omfg omfg.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-15-2008, 04:34 PM #12 (permalink)  
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milk crates > white thing in your bedroom and your coffee table
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Old 03-15-2008, 04:43 PM #13 (permalink)  
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...Also a glass case with subtle spotlighting in the bedroom for the dildo is suggested...
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:43 PM #14 (permalink)  
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does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?
Spoon why are you ignoring the most important comment/question in the entire thread?


 
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:59 PM #15 (permalink)  
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does your bunny rabbit eat it's own poop?
Spoon why are you ignoring the most important comment/question in the entire thread?
He is trying to suppress the fact that not only does his bunny eat it's own poop, but that the bunny eats his own poop not out of being a stupid bunny but because he likes the taste.
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Old 03-16-2008, 12:57 AM #16 (permalink)  
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looks good

just nitpicking
the TV and bed seem postioned oddly to me
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Old 03-16-2008, 01:01 AM #17 (permalink)  
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id never thought of a mini fridge.
Definitly going in my new set up.

balla.
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Old 03-16-2008, 01:48 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I can't be in two places at the same time.
This is the most overlooked part of your entire post and its fucking gold sir.
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I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:00 AM #20 (permalink)  
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I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
LOL.
Whats in it ???
 
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Old 03-16-2008, 03:01 AM #21 (permalink)  
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I can't be in two places at the same time.
This is the most overlooked part of your entire post and its fucking gold sir.
lol I didn't think anyone would catch it

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looks good

just nitpicking
the TV and bed seem postioned oddly to me
The bed is in the picture because it wasn't actually finished being put together yet but I propped up the pillows to make it look like it was. The TV setup is a little odd but necessary because of the positions of the windows -- it's glare city like 90% of the time almost anywhere else.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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I got a mini fridge next to my comp and I am like as unballa as you can get.
LOL.
Whats in it ???
Faygo Cherry Cola(Faygo is Michigans off brand pop)
like 10 Buschs Lights
3 Rolling Rocks

baller shit imo

ps. Rolling Rock sucks... someone said it was tasty but I dunno not my thing, and I am not saying Busch light is good lol thats the beer pong beer
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Old 03-16-2008, 04:54 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Bigger bed?
Check out the new blog!!!
 
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:42 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Bigger bed?
It was donated by my parents. The mattress set is only a year or two old and the bed frame is new.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-16-2008, 05:00 PM #25 (permalink)  
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rolling rock Green Light is good stuff, supposedly the lowest carb beer out there so the girl approves.
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rolling rock Green Light is good stuff, supposedly the lowest carb beer out there so the girl approves.
I got extra pale, maybe I will give Green a try
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DOES YOUR BUNNY EAT ITS OWN POOP PLEZE ANSWER


 
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rolling rock is decent, but with all the micros readily available its not a great buy.

faygo is the shit! they used to have that in a vending machine at toys r us not far from my house when I was growing up, they were only a quarter!
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lol at the soda being named Faygo


 
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Nice apartment, Spoon. You definitely need a night stand for her "friend". Night stands can contain all kinds of fun things that the general public doesn't need to see. Poppa preacher is not going to dig that at all when he comes over for a surprise visit errrr inspection.
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Nice crib!

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Nice apartment, Spoon. You definitely need a night stand for her "friend". Night stands can contain all kinds of fun things that the general public doesn't need to see. Poppa preacher is not going to dig that at all when he comes over for a surprise visit errrr inspection.
Yeah and "Poppa preacher" can suck my motherfuckin' dick.
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:37 PM #34 (permalink)  
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It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
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It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
If I was what?

And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
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It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
If I was what?

And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
stop deflecting and answer the damn bunny question.
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It IS your girlfriends dildo right? I mean, I respect you spoon. I don't know what I'd do if you were, well, you know...
If I was what?

And yes, sure, I've had that dildo in my ass before.
def. not what I asked. sicko

[edit] FWIW, I like the crib though.
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I think he figured out that most of my "I put something in someone's ass" comments were fnord traps.
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