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Old 02-17-2009, 01:20 PM     Post subject: lol #1 (permalink)  
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:34 PM #2 (permalink)  
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define irony.
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Old 02-17-2009, 02:13 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Heard on conservative talk radio this morning "And his wife was absolutely beautiful. Just gorgeous." "Oh, yes."

And that's her?

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Old 02-17-2009, 02:19 PM #4 (permalink)  
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yeah looks like a post mortem shot

but what can she do, some mid eastern ppl just have death complexion
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I live next to Buffalo.
 
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Old 02-17-2009, 03:58 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I live next to Buffalo.
Run you fool! Muslims hate homosexuals.
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:26 PM #7 (permalink)  
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The founder of a US television station aimed at countering stereotypes of Muslims has been arrested and charged with beheading his wife, local media reported.


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Old 02-17-2009, 05:27 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I live next to Buffalo.
Run you fool! Muslims hate homosexuals.
Is this an invitation to stay at your place???
 
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:41 PM #9 (permalink)  
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dude you guys come on. he's just misunderstood. islam is peaceful remember?
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:53 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I'd imagine his house is as peacefull as hell without her nagging him all the time now.

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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:10 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Hmm, lol is perhaps not how I would have titled the thread.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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what are the reasons in islam you behead your wife anyway? Isn't cheating one of them?
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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what are the reasons in islam you behead your wife anyway? Isn't cheating one of them?
Instant mashed potatoes instead of real. Muslims are picky about their 'taters.
You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
 
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