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05-03-2008, 02:25 PM
Post subject: little sayings that you hate/think are dumb
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05-03-2008, 02:36 PM
Post subject: Re: little sayings that you hate/think are dumb
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
"everything happens for a reason"
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i hate this too, it's such a overused cop out. when someone is in a really rough situation this is about the lamest thing you can say. also, "look on the bright side..."
i'm making myself too vulnerable i think. one day i'm going to post a beat thread to which there will be a mass amount of "well, look on the bright side, everything happens for a reason imo" posts.
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I think they have their place, but ya ftmp they are overused and crappy things to say imo.
"brb"
Half the time the person never comes back. Why dont you just say "hey gotta run, peace"
"its too big"
Srsly bitch, its too late for that now, its going in one way or another.
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I know, right?
I actually don't hate it, i think it's hilarious in it's ability to be used anywhere and mean nothing.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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everything happens for a reason
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its quite offensive as well. Like its comforting to know my family just got brutally murdered for 'a reason'
i really hate 'step up to the plate'.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by boost
"its too big"
Srsly bitch, its too late for that now, its going in one way or another.
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I lol'd.
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everyone on AIM types lol when they arent actually laughing out loud
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"Hot enough for ya??" ... no, I actually wished in was hotter so my balls would actually melt to my thigh
people that say "ya know" after every damn sentence. ya know?
Oh, and the worst..."Sir, I smell a strong odor of marijuana on you. I'm going to have to ask you to step outta the car" If I had a penney...
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you answer someone's question and they go "woah, really?"
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i think i could make a list that would fill up most peoples hard drives.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
IMO
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"do ya know what?" <-- this may cause the premature death of my 4 year-old
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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"it just really put things into perspective". I say that all the time to random people to get their reaction, and it always seems to work and they'll agree.
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Know what im sayin - i hate gangsta lingo.
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Originally Posted by wesrman
Know what im sayin - i hate gangsta lingo.
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I think the phrase youre looking for is "na'mean?"
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I hate when people passively question a factual statement youve just made without offering any sort of support for their challenge or showing any interest in getting to the bottom of it. There are a few phrases that in context embody this disgustingly rude response:
"Im not so sure about that"
"I dont know about that.."
"Im pretty sure thats not right"
"That doesnt sound right"
This chick Im friends with does it all the time and I fucking hate it, I feel like fucking chokin that bitch out everytime she does it. Its not that she is disagreeing with me, its that shes depriving me of knowledge she should be providing when disagreeing with me. Its an important way that people learn, through discussion. When you take that away from me I just think youre dumb and rude.
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When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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"its one of those things you either love it or you don't, there's no middle ground"
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T'mornin'
First heard while camping with some retarded redneck friends of friends of friends... They would yell this word constantly as it if was the funniest thing ever. Yes, contracting the words "tomorrow" and "morning" into one annoying word is awesome. 
Fuck. I wanted to strangle them all every time they said it. But I refrained because I am sure they all owned guns.
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"really alot ________"
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if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all
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I have a motorbike, 6months now.....
take care of yourself
oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
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Originally Posted by MuddyWicket
I have a motorbike, 6months now.....
take care of yourself
oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
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hahaha .. ya srsly are people really that dense as to think that you dont know that a motorcycle can be a dangerous thing? Do they think they are the first to tell you? Or that youll have an epiphany after they tell you?
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"Hun, could you do me a little favor"?
Clinch factor = super-clamp whenever I hear that now.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Ebonics.
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ha, just found this on UD, quality:
Ebonics: "Yo G, you frontin me?"
English: "Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?"
Ebonics: "You gots to git those Benjamins so you cin git dat bling-bling fo yo ride"
English: "You need to get money so that you can get expensive accessories for your car."
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Ebonics.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays!
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Flush
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The one that drives me crazy the most is when people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively"
"Galapagos was so mad his head literally exploded!"
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
The one that drives me crazy the most is when people say "literally" when they mean "figuratively"
"Galapagos was so mad his head literally exploded!"
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This hurts so much.
The other thing that irritates me a lot is when people write "would of".
IT'S WOULD HAVE YOU IDIOT HOW DOES OF MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL?
I would of called his bet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Or people (especially newscasters) using "ironically" incorrectly. For example: "There's was an earthquake in California today, ironically, there was also one in Hawaii."
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by gabe
everyone on AIM types lol when they arent actually laughing out loud
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lol
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
you answer someone's question and they go "woah, really?"
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i know, right?
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
When you're at work and a co-worker asks, "Havin' fun yet?"
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays! |
woah, really?
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by MuddyWicket
I have a motorbike, 6months now.....
take care of yourself
oh I heard about this crash and this biker died...
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
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if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Ebonics.
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its one of those things you either love or you dont, there's not middle ground.
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wufwugy
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aight brb guys na'mean
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"Give it 110%."
"Give it your all and then some."
"Push it to the limit and beyond."
How about learning some fucking math?
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
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a hot damn mess
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Originally Posted by DrivingDog
"Give it 110%."
"Give it your all and then some."
"Push it to the limit and beyond."
How about learning some fucking math?
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"One time dealer"
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
"One time dealer"
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but of course "ONE TIME LEEEE!" is pure unadulterated awesomeness.
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Lukie
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Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."
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We used to have a Mariners broadcaster, Ron Fairly, who was especially bad with this.
He had gems like:
It's late in the game, we are down 10-9 "We may need to score in the double digits to win this one"
and
"This hitter really likes a fastball over the middle of the plate"
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"it is what it is, knowwhatimsayin?"
and like......everything you tell me is not a simile
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will641
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speaking of ESPN, when they bring up some fucking stupid useless stat, and pass it off like its going to decide the game. like, new england is 13-1 when the wind is east-west blowing over 10 mph.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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A+
anything redundant pisses me off
heard today: Vince Van Patten " He's going to have to hit two running cards in a row to win this hand!!!!!" zomg life tilt
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