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IowaSkinsFan
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10-02-2007, 03:01 PM
Post subject: Little known facts about FTR posters
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Straight Flush
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I thought it would be fun to post things about posters in this forum that barely anyone knows!
I'll start.
1. Trikflow coached apestyles, who is the 4th ranked tournament player according to p5's.
2. Sauce turned 1k into over 50k in about a month and a half, which was pretty much his first serious shot at building a BR.
3. mcatdog went to Harvard.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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You can learn a lot here - http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-52576.htm
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Showin' mah Pokemans
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Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?!
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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He's Texan.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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Location: Showin' mah Pokemans
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
He's Texan.
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There are plenty of Asians in Texas. They have family reunions at Rockets games.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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Jimmy Mac
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Full House
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Location: Drinking your milkshake.
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I have wooden legs.... but real feet.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,148
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Mac
I have wooden legs.... but real feet.
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I pray this isn't true.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
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bleh im good at making posts that have already been done .
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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Location: Showin' mah Pokemans
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I cried because I had no shoes... until I met a man named Jimmy Mac.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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I have a permanent limp due to a knee ligament injury I got when I was 10.
Thats about it really.
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.
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silu73
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Full House
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I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.
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i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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the only reason i am not playing in the premier league is because some japz eye broke my ankle at 17 and i couldnt walk for rather a long time.,
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by silu73
I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.
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try it with 2 girls next time
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Originally Posted by silu73
I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.
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try it with 2 girls next time
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bazing
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kmind
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I'm allergic to peaches and I wake up to a sore throat and stuffy nose every single day since I had mono over 4 years ago.
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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I chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).
I have size 16 feet.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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donkbee
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WELP
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I am sooo addicted to Pokemon and it sucks.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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gabe
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that thread i made actually turned out pretty good
isf why are you copying me
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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Location: im so asian
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Originally Posted by silu73
I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.
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ban plz
and to be fair, i didnt really coach him with mtts, he gets all the credit with that. His work ethic is next to none when it comes to poker.
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silu73
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Full House
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Location: New Zealand
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Originally Posted by silu73
I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.
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Just to make sure, it was with 2 girls. Luckily I can hide behind the anonymity of the internet. My real persona shall never be revealed.
A friend of mine actually once turned down a threesome with a bisexual stripper and her smoking hot girlfriend. I remind him of this act of stupidity every time I see him.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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I have homosexual thoughts about Tom Brady.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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gabe's real name is gabe
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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it's actually john, but everybody calls him gabe
did you guys see what i did there
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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do what now
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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I was honestly expecting to read something about tom brady.
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badgers
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4-of-a-Kind
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I'm a student of percussion! YAY!
Oh and I'm a ginge
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Oh and I'm a ginge 
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i need to brush up on the official rules, but i believe this is grounds for revoking your gauntlet win and a permenant banhammer.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?! 
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Another fact, he won't see this thread unless you catch him on IM and give him a link
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Bmxicle
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Full House
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Location: Vancouver
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i used to post strategy
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Unibomber14
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Flush
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Location: The future
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I am actually Tom Brady
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"$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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martindcx1e
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I  chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).
I have size 16 feet.
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omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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im white
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Old School
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Originally Posted by martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I  chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).
I have size 16 feet.
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omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!
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*hi fives martin*
tag is great imo. much better than 4. 5 is pretty good, too, but tag is much better
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The University of TEXAS at Austin
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?! 
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Another fact, he won't see this thread unless you catch him on IM and give him a link
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Not true.
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phantom_lord
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Dublin
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.
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i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.
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i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.
how come you're so happy about the decision?
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Fnord
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
im white
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LIES!
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martindcx1e
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I  chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).
I have size 16 feet.
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omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!
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*hi fives martin*
tag is great imo. much better than 4. 5 is pretty good, too, but tag is much better
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indeed. 4 was kind of awkward. 5 was sweet. i have yet to play dark res. and i'm trying my hardest not to buy ps3 just for online tekken6 lol.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by phantom_lord
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.
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i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.
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i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.
how come you're so happy about the decision?
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well for a few reasons. the obvious ones are that i no longer have to groom myself 2-3 times daily. also, it is incredible that showers take only 4-5 mins now. plus when i did it, it was summer, and my whole head felt so much more refreshed. overall, i just feel better having shorter hair again. i don't think i'll ever grow long hair again.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
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I have my PhD.
I won an award for Best Actor at my undergrad college for portraying Biff in Death of a Salesman.
FTR thinks my wife looks good the day after she gave birth to our 2nd kid. (That reminds me I should try to find a good looking picture of her at some point.)
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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badgers
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Spewing
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Originally Posted by bode
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Originally Posted by badgers
Oh and I'm a ginge 
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i need to brush up on the official rules, but i believe this is grounds for revoking your gauntlet win and a permenant banhammer.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hai...wards_redheads
The best bit....
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During the Middle Ages in Southern and Central Europe, red was the color of the devil and the redheads were said to be conceived during the forbidden period of women's menstruation.
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Originally Posted by phantom_lord
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by ChrisTheFish
I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.
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i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.
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i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.
how come you're so happy about the decision?
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well for a few reasons. the obvious ones are that i no longer have to groom myself 2-3 times daily. also, it is incredible that showers take only 4-5 mins now. plus when i did it, it was summer, and my whole head felt so much more refreshed. overall, i just feel better having shorter hair again. i don't think i'll ever grow long hair again.
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Check it, i don't groom. My hair's a mess. People seem to like it that way. Plus my hair is only shoulder length when straightened, so showers don't take long anyway. I don't think ill ever have short hair again. :P
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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I am 1700 USCF (US Chess Federation).
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Location: Hartford, CT
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I've been told I have a Body like a black man, and I'm white
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Da GOAT
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Dublin
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I can pick up pens with my toes
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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Location: lol
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I was valedictorian of my high school but I'm a complete dumbass.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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ftr employs me
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
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FTR thinks my wife looks good the day after she gave birth to our 2nd kid.
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Must have been a head shot.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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martindcx1e
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4-of-a-Kind
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I've been told by more ppl than I can remember that I look exactly like Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman).
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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