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cobere
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02-02-2008, 04:46 AM
Post subject: A little about me
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort Collins
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some of you have seen this before, but for those that havent, well I rule. And yes I edited the last to be topical.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet been to Vegas.
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On moving up, properly rolled:
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Originally Posted by drmcboy
You don't know if you're J-Fish or A Fish until you try.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Cliff notes?
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cobere
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort Collins
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Cliff notes: I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
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On moving up, properly rolled:
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Originally Posted by drmcboy
You don't know if you're J-Fish or A Fish until you try.
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Galapogos
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Welcome to FTR!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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where have i seen that before?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Jack Sawyer
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LOL, that is some good weed
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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you're on my buddy list on aim too
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Hawk
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Flush
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Originally Posted by bode
where have i seen that before?
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gabe
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Moderator
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I breed prizewinning clams, too.
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
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Location: Milford,Ct.
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???WTF???
Errmm....okay. Hello.....I guess.
All that and no pics of a hot chick to keep us entertained.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bode
where have i seen that before?
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It's been floating around since the mid-90s. It's an answer from some dude's college application.
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