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Old 12-11-2008, 05:45 PM     Post subject: LISTEN #1 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:46 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:46 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:46 PM #4 (permalink)  
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post whoring in the commune - FAIL
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:47 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:48 PM #6 (permalink)  
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 why is there no music in here?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:51 PM #7 (permalink)  
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why is there no music in here?
Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherf**kin'
Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:52 PM #8 (permalink)  
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why is there no music in here?
Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherf**kin'
Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:53 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blowjob betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe f**k with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I g'ed the freak
I used to stop by and f**k about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they f**ked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to f**k
With any motherf**ker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob betty was dumb
A fiend for a f**k and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:47 PM #10 (permalink)  
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1 spade.
 
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:25 PM #11 (permalink)  
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1 spade.
mission accomplished...
thx for the 50$ biatch
ship it
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:27 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Your mission was to make a shitty thread???

Or to have someone say 1 spade???
 
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:29 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:30 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Who ever bet you isnt very smart imo.
 
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:35 PM #15 (permalink)  
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it was close, i was getting worried
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:00 PM #16 (permalink)  
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pretty sweet thread you've got going here. obv bet is a lie.

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Old 12-11-2008, 08:30 PM     Post subject: Re: LISTEN #17 (permalink)  
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