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ProZachNation
Old 11-23-2005, 01:00 AM     Post subject: List What You Have Been Banned From! #1 (permalink)  
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We all like to make trouble what/where have you been banned from.

I got my chat banned at RVP.
And I think I am getting banned at hardforums.com(I will post the PMs if I do)
I also was banned from a IRC server for starting a civil war, twice(two different groups of admins I was "on both sides" good times)
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:03 AM #2 (permalink)  
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im banned from chatting at full tilt
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:04 AM #3 (permalink)  
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I don't think I've ever been banned from anything except a couple IRC chat rooms.

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Old 11-23-2005, 01:19 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Um....

List is so long.
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:30 AM #5 (permalink)  
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ProZach,

What's your name on [H]? Why are they going to ban you?
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:37 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I really dont like the Gaming Forum community anymore so I just make random posts yelling at people. And Rich Tate is getting mad at me and keeps PMing me.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:44 AM #7 (permalink)  
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An Everquest server. I'm not technically banned, but I wouldn't be welcomed by the community

Fuck those MMORPGs anyway.
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:46 AM #8 (permalink)  
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I also got banned form a ex-girlfriends house lol
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:49 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:37 PM #10 (permalink)  
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 im banned from my missus house
i got banned from school dinners twice
i got banned from msn messenger
i might now be banned from pokerstars
oh i got banned at soccer and rugby too
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:09 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I got banned from this fucking wanky poker site called FlopTurnRiver by calling everyone's mothers dirty bitches.

Apart from that - nothing.






Oh... all your mothers are dirty bitches, by the way.
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:29 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 04:14 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I've never been banned from anywhere.

Everyone loves me ... or at least is willing to put up with me.
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Old 11-23-2005, 04:17 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 04:42 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 05:44 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 05:56 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 05:58 PM #18 (permalink)  
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A social club in my town.

'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
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Old 11-23-2005, 07:16 PM #19 (permalink)  
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OK I have to ask about this..lol
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Old 11-23-2005, 07:48 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:29 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:57 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Props to those who didnt post chatroom/video game.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:26 AM #23 (permalink)  

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From the local clinic after stealing prescription methamphetamine for my mother, a dirty filthy whore. She never gave me the $3 she promised either.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:47 AM #24 (permalink)  
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A social club in my town.

'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
You were drunk at 14 years old?
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:11 AM #25 (permalink)  
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An Everquest server. I'm not technically banned, but I wouldn't be welcomed by the community

Fuck those MMORPGs anyway.

Rofl i got banned from everquest too...in like 8th grade.
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Old 11-24-2005, 06:38 PM #26 (permalink)  
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This guy i know got banned from RVP.

In chat, someone made a comment on his poker and said he played like a 12yo.
For a joke he said
'no im not, im 14!!'

He then got a banning email because he had claimed to be underage.

lol
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Old 11-24-2005, 08:00 PM #27 (permalink)  
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My ice-hockey league has a stupid 3 minor penalities and you're out of the game rule.

I've been banni-shed (hey, that sounds all Shakesperean and shit) from a few games over the years. My question is, if the penalties are 'minor', then how does three of them get turned into as major f'ing drag for me?

No poker-related banishing yet, but I'm working on it. I'd drop the gloves if my nut-flush got beat by a one-card str8 flush on the river for sure.
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Old 11-24-2005, 08:23 PM #28 (permalink)  
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A social club in my town.

'Accidently' threw a chair at the owner while drunk.
You were drunk at 14 years old?
You weren't?
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Old 11-24-2005, 08:48 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Canada
North America
South America
Asia
Africa
South Africa
Australia
and Sweden.
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Old 11-25-2005, 12:21 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Canada
North America
South America
Asia
Africa
South Africa
Australia
and Sweden.
Wow. Do you write your own jokes? Becuase you're just fuggin priceless.

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Old 11-25-2005, 12:31 AM #31 (permalink)  
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My ice-hockey league has a stupid 3 minor penalities and you're out of the game rule.

I've been banni-shed (hey, that sounds all Shakesperean and shit) from a few games over the years. My question is, if the penalties are 'minor', then how does three of them get turned into as major f'ing drag for me?

No poker-related banishing yet, but I'm working on it. I'd drop the gloves if my nut-flush got beat by a one-card str8 flush on the river for sure.
My dad grounded me from hokcey for a week for taking a kid out one time, he hurt our captain and that wasnt cool with me, stick to the back will show him not to mess with us(he went down fro 5 minutes lol what a pussy)
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 11-25-2005, 04:44 AM #32 (permalink)  
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Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 11-25-2005, 03:30 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Canada
North America
South America
Asia
Africa
South Africa
Australia
and Sweden.
Wow. Do you write your own jokes? Becuase you're just fuggin priceless.


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Old 11-26-2005, 03:51 AM #34 (permalink)  
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Banned from a bar in Wailuku Maui for doing "The Worm"
on the bar tops while simultaneously doing Karaoke.

Banned from Golden Palace Chat, but they just had
to let BritneyBeers back.

Banned from this Mormon Temple in Idaho. I had the nerve
to stand up in front of the church and dumbly ask them.....

....

.....UH, UH, UH, So.... What's the Deal with the Black People?

The entire church went "Dropped Jaw", and I laughed my ass off.
So, I'm probably not really welcome there, although they will
tell you "Come on down", like Rod Roddy.

Banned from 4 Pedi Cab Companies is San Diego. This was the
best thing that could ever happen. I just went into biz for myself
and bought my own bike.

Banned from a Judas Priest concert when I was 15......My pal and I shared a 5th of cheap vodka, and head banged all the way through the first band, (Medadeath)....During the intermission the spins kicked in. While sitting down the spins got ferocious.....

Oh=no, here comes the vodka.....and splash.. I puked on about 10 people in the crowd. People were kicking me, punching me, who knows what else, I don't really remember......hahahahhahahhaah 15 and wasted at Judas Priest.

The funny thing is, they had to drag me through the backstage area, and I got a glimpse of Rob Halford chillen on his Harley and about to make a entrance. Of course, I throw up the "Rocker Horns" and scream "Judas Priest Rules" while simultaneously puking on my bruised sef.....

Banned from school.....don't really need to share that story.

I'm pretty much banned from playing poker with anyone that knows
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