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09-29-2009, 02:33 AM
Post subject: A life changing decision
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3-of-a-Kind
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The red pill allows you to shapeshift, but only into things as small as a rat or as big as an elephant. You can change your race, body shape, even your gender. Any permanent marks you've had on your body, like tattoos will vanish. Serious injuries stay, however. The changes will simply be physical, this means when you transform into a younger version of yourself or someone else, Your body looks and is younger, but you will still die of age as if you have never transformed in the first place. Your brain is not affected, this means you cannot be smarter by transforming into a genius, but it also means that if you transform into a bird you will not have the intelligence of a bird, you will always have your normal human intelligence, in short, your intelligence cannot increase or decrease due to transformation. You can heal minor to significant injuries to some extent with transformation; the more serious ones cannot be healed with transformation.
The blue pill allows you to be completely self-sustainable. You no longer need to eat, sleep or even breathe. As well, your aging process has ground to a standstill. Your rate of healing is also heavily increased. As long as nobody drops a piano on you, you are effectively immortal. As a side effect, you no longer take pleasure from eating, sleeping, or breathing. The blue pill also negates the effects of traditional surgery, because as soon as they make an incision it heals up, it also removes things such as shrapnel or implants from your body.
Taking either pill would be a life changing miracle, however, you can only pick one. Mixing both pills in your system would result in a poison that would kill you instantly. Choose wisely. The Blue pill's healing is not strong enough for you to survive the poison of both pills.
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kiwiMark
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Bluepill everytime.
Whoever could you relate the experiences of the red pill to?
It'd make me so paranoid, though, like always looking over my shoulder for that piano dropper.
Mark
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Blue - not close.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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red pill. Living for a long time is a boring and play out fantasy. But with adept shapeshifting powers, you could live more in a year than 'ole bluey lives in 500.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mbiz
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Straight
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I'd take both pills, then use the power of the blue pill to survive the poison
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bigred
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blue pill, i will grind 25 nl at .000001 bb/100 24/7 and be a billionaire in 3 weeks
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by mbiz
I'd take both pills, then use the power of the blue pill to survive the poison
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if only the red pill could make you smart enough to read the last sentence.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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also, picking the blue pill shows that you have no imagination. The red pill opens doors... it fucking smashes down doors. The shit you could do with shapeshifting could be unreal. The blue pill just lets you putz around with natural neosporin. Such a poor choice.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
also, picking the blue pill shows that you have no imagination. The red pill opens doors... it fucking smashes down doors. The shit you could do with shapeshifting could be unreal. The blue pill just lets you putz around with natural neosporin. Such a poor choice.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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I have no idea what it means, but I think it's funny to nerds like you.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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mbiz
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lol
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red pill so I could transform into a hot hermaphrodite and use MYSELF as my avatar
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OP
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Straight
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Can you only shapeshift once?
Either way, red pill easy game and transform into a 100 BIIIRRRIONAIRE!!
My favorite parts of the day are when I'm sleeping or eating, couldn't give that up
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BankItDrew
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blue pill ez game red has more side effects and less benefits
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donkbee
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I would instachoose the red pill. The blue pill sucks. Eating good food is one of the best parts of life! And if you wanted to die (after taking the blue pill), it would suck trying to find a piano to drop on you.
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JKDS
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your saying i can turn into an elephant?
red pill!
ELEPHANT JKDS STOMP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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wufwugy
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your saying i can turn into an elephant?
red pill!
ELEPHANT JKDS STOMP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahah
and yeah courtie has it right. The whole 'sleeping eating breathing is no longer pleasurable' actually makes the blue pill a curse. In fact, I would opt in for an AIDS pill instead of the blue pill
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jyms
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blue pill, I want to see how it all turns out.
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by jyms
blue pill, I want to see how it all turns out.
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this is actually pretty cool, but I still like the red
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surviva316
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i'll eat the purple pill which makes me blue pill's arch nemisis and throw some pianos at some bitches
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blue pill, I want to see how it all turns out.
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JustinSKS
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Straight
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I'd prolly take the bluepill, eternity, gives me long time to become rich
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I fold AA preflop.
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BennyLaRue
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Red pill...shift into lesbian porn star. Ez.
Blue pill means crazy long, boring nights and watching everyone you ever get close to die. There are no superpowers, just pseudo-immortality. No, thanks.
Some of you could live forever and still won't be able to get good at pokahs so don't think this is helping you der.
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daven
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man, last time i made a big decision between blue pills and red pills was ages ago... and I seem to recall that it took me a few days to get over it
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flomo
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do you have a pill that will make me smarter?
i would like to be able to find my keys.
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BooG690
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Who the hell wants to live forever?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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jyms
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by flomo
do you have a pill that will make me smarter?
i would like to be able to find my keys.
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Blue pill for you. Won't help you find them quicker, but at least you have more time to look.
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GatorJH
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if multiple shapeshifting can occur then the red pill is a winner by a long shot.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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bigred
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I'm good looking so I always take the blue pilll.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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daven
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
if multiple shapeshifting can occur then the red pill is a winner by a long shot.
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nightmoves44
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Id prolly take the blue pill,but it would be very cool to take the red one,its for the more adventurist person.It would be a very tough decision if it was for real!
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JKDS
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Red pill...shift into lesbian porn star.
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says what we're all thinkin...
you know the first thing you'd do with the red pill is touch yourself.
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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flomo
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Originally Posted by flomo
do you have a pill that will make me smarter?
i would like to be able to find my keys.
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Blue pill for you. Won't help you find them quicker, but at least you have more time to look. |
i'd have time to become a locksmith and learn how to hotwire a car.
with myb luck i would get a lifetime prison sentence
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a hot damn mess
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tuck everlasting itt imo.
red pill and its not close
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i just wanna turn invisible and spy on teenage girls in showers
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flomo
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i just wanna turn invisible and spy on teenage girls in showers
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red pill for quick results 
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Originally Posted by bigred
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boost
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Originally Posted by flomo
with myb luck i would get a lifetime prison sentence
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I was leaning towards red for sure, but I think this makes it a snap decision. The possibility of a life sentence or being lost at sea makes the blue pill lolbad. Also its going to become harder and harder to reinvent yourself like in highlander. At some point in the future people are likely to have ID implants from birth, and even if that didnt happen its just going to be harder in such a globalized world to start over.
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boost
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Red pill...shift into lesbian porn star. Ez.
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I wonder how long on average it would take a red piller to try out the other gender.
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bigred
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So I don't want to meet any of the people ITT who are afraid of getting a life sentence except for boost, standard blackaments
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i just wanna turn invisible and spy on teenage girls in showers
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So...shift into a teenage girl and go in the showers. Ez.
You can be that hot but slightly intense chick who won't stop staring...with those lips...and makes all the girls just a little...bit...curious...
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boost
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So I don't want to meet any of the people ITT who are afraid of getting a life sentence except for boost, standard blackaments
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icwudt
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Lukie
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red pill, not close.
future anti-aging science and medical technology is going to bring the possibility of immortality (or at least as close as the blue pill would provide) anyway, might as well have the best of both worlds.
take that aspect away, i'd go blue
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acehigh19
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I'd take the red pill, I think. I'd much rather be able to change into shapes than have immortality for ever; I like that I would have human intelligence, too.  There are other ways to be immortal, anyways, like being a vampire.
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Halv
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Who wants to transform into a chick the size of an elephant?
The blue pill means no more condoms ever.
Ez game.
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BennyLaRue
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Is it pianos specifically? What about safes? If a safe drops on you, do you die? A truck? A cement piece of Stade Olympique? A fat chick?
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Halv
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I think you could potentially be trampled to death by the elephant-sized shapeshifter who took the red pill.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
"Size of a rat or an elephant" clause makes red pill suck. Who wants to transform into a fat chick?
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Pretty sure he meant between a rat and an elephant, ie. you can't become Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or the size of a molecule.
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Halv
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you could probably be the kool-aid guy though!
OHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!
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flomo
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So I don't want to meet any of the people ITT who are afraid of getting a life sentence or afraid of getting lost at sea except for boost, standard blackaments
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fyp
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