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Old 05-15-2007, 12:08 AM     Post subject: Lets play the Facebook Fuckup!!!!! #1 (permalink)  
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Ok, small problem. So far I have not had a problem, but I or someone else will. I don't want to have to explain who these strange young men are on my Facebook Friends list.

Guys, the only picture most of us have of most of us is some retard sitting at a computer posting on FTR and playing poker. Sure some are friends, some are family, but for the most part, my life is fucked up. I haven't spent anytime figuring out who's who, what they look like and where they do their business. You can't just pop up as a friend to be added if I have never heard your real name, seen your real face, hell how many think Rondavu actually is Snoop, or Fnord is Rumsfeild?? The least you can do is join the FTR group first and post your FTR handle so some of us morons don't spend two hours trying to find out who the little red haired girls father is??

Just play along, your not as well recognized as you think, but yes I still want you to join my list. It's actually cool getting the inside scoop on something other than how many buy-ins you lost.
 
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:51 AM #2 (permalink)  
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im motivated to sign up at facebook. never heard of it before tho.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:54 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Dont. Its the time-sink gay hole. Only useful for remembering random people at parties.

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Old 05-15-2007, 12:57 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Or having Ex buddies ex girlfriends finally find you. Good or bad, it depends.
 
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:00 AM #5 (permalink)  
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i hate all the myspace and facebook stuff. Becuase I never want to respond to anything and people get angry about it.

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Old 05-15-2007, 01:03 AM #6 (permalink)  
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yea, i see why i never heard of it. got funny results for a search for "ftr" and liked "fucked the rest" the most
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:22 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:11 AM #8 (permalink)  
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i hate all the myspace and facebook stuff. Becuase I never want to respond to anything and people get angry about it.
You should try getting friends and/or meeting girls. Great way if you forget a number or don't want to necessarily call them right away. Myspace is the suck though.
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:52 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:56 AM #10 (permalink)  
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i just added everyone who wrote on the facebook wall that i wasnt friends with already, i hope to have 15 new friends tomorrow
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:12 PM #11 (permalink)  
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alright so i just found the group and added every single person to my facebook friends list! imma be so popular!

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Old 05-15-2007, 01:40 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:56 PM #13 (permalink)  
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i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:46 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Man, now people are going to see I'm friends with a guy named Carl Carlson.
 
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:15 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:22 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Who the hell is Carl Carlson?
 
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:09 AM #17 (permalink)  
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dont make me bump the thread

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Old 05-16-2007, 01:13 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:01 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:07 AM #21 (permalink)  
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i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
Don't cut the guys. Just take the hot girls from all their friends lists and have them as your own.
I can see it now.

"Who's this guy from your Facebook that just asked me to be freinds??"

"Ah, That's gabe. The guy from FTR I showed you, playing on stars."

"Oh ok", Click...confirm.
 
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i have too many guy friends now, i might have to make some cuts!
Don't cut the guys. Just take the hot girls from all their friends lists and have them as your own.
I can see it now.

"Who's this guy from your Facebook that just asked me to be freinds??"

"Ah, That's gabe. The guy from FTR I showed you, playing on stars."

"Oh ok", Click...confirm.
Haha, I laughed at the thought of a guy inviting a hot chick over to watch Gabe play online poker.


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Old 05-16-2007, 02:21 AM #23 (permalink)  
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I was showing her how baller I could be some day.
 
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:33 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:54 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 06-03-2007, 12:32 AM #26 (permalink)  
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