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Old 02-27-2006, 12:48 PM     Post subject: At least you aren't this fucked up. #1 (permalink)  
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:04 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:36 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Here's a nice excerpt.

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BME Poll-of-the-Moment:

What from your own body do you regularly consume? (I only have space for ten options, I know you could eat feces and more too).

Fingernails: 43.30%
Skin: 46.57%
Scabs: 17.85%
Piercing crusties: 9.13%
Eye boogers: 7.66%
Nose boogers: 27.60%
Blood: 35.05%
Menstrual blood: 4.17%
Earwax: 4.24%
Urine: 3.05%

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Old 02-27-2006, 02:37 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Here's a nice excerpt.

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BME Poll-of-the-Moment:

What from your own body do you regularly consume? (I only have space for ten options, I know you could eat feces and more too).

Fingernails: 43.30%
Skin: 46.57%
Scabs: 17.85%
Piercing crusties: 9.13%
Eye boogers: 7.66%
Nose boogers: 27.60%
Blood: 35.05%
Menstrual blood: 4.17%
Earwax: 4.24%
Urine: 3.05%

3210 votes so far.
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:57 PM #7 (permalink)  
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That didnt make me feel any better, I feel like I need a shower now, that shit is fucked man. For me I only really like ear piercings on a girl and the lil stud in the nose(not a full nose ring just that lil stud) anything more is a turn off for me so all that was just gross as hell.

And why is it that like 90% of the nip piercing pics are fat chicks, no one wants to see that.
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Old 02-27-2006, 07:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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yah I agree pro, my girlfreind has suddenly decided shes into this stuff now though. The tongue peircing was cool... but now shes talking about getting her lip peirced or her nose. She got like some weird part of her ear peirced too, which is actually pertty cool. But I really dont even find the nose peircing attractive, but I guess I could live with it, but I really think Im gonan break up with her if she gets her lip peirced... like.. I dont know.. I didnt start dating some punk rock chick...
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:17 AM #11 (permalink)  
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And why is it that like 90% of the nip piercing pics are fat chicks, no one wants to see that.
You're obviously not looking at the right web sites.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:25 PM #13 (permalink)  
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