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bigred
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09-19-2006, 04:07 AM
Post subject: Ladies start your engines
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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So, after 3+ years I'm single...
Who wants to have a sexy party?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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thenonsequitur
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09-19-2006, 04:41 AM
Post subject: Re: Ladies start your engines
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Full House
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FTR has, what--one, maybe two ladies?
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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Bmxicle
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09-19-2006, 08:32 AM
Post subject: Re: Ladies start your engines
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Full House
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Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
FTR has, what--one, maybe two ladies?
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op is bigred...should be self explanatory as to why that fact makes no difference.
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Sarahhhh
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Originally Posted by midas06
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Warpe
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we should write you an online dating profile
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boost
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Full House
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Im single too, after 2 1/2 years. Wanna fuck?
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Warpe
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wtf, where's the "likes long walks on the beach" part?
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jyms
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Semi-seriously, Has poker had anything to do with it. It might with me in the near future. I just can't bring myself to get of the computer and watch another Raymond, Seinfeld or reality show and spend time with the wife. She needs a to get a fuckin' hobby or maybe a boyfriend and leave me alone.
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Warpe
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Poker player seeks Queen of Hearts.
Must deliver cold beer, hot sandwiches and bjs under computer desk during late night multi-tabling sessions.
Special consideration given to mutes. NO FATTYS!
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boost
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Full House
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wow.. wtf! thats an amazing camel toe. But whats up wiht that lil bump? Big clit? Cancerous mole? Super herpes? Oddly placed 3rd nipple?
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
But whats up wiht that lil bump?
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Labia jewelry. She's pierced.
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Special consideration given to mutes.
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ROFLMAO! thats awesome...
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boost
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Full House
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eww.. piercings down there are gross :-\ nipple piercings too, that shit is just weird to me.
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heres something to keep you occupied on those long winter nights alone bigred.
http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php
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boost
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Full House
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haha 73 is the best I could get, thats a cool game.
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Straight Flush
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i got to 43 
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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120 meters. I figured out a good strategy.
My first strategy was to just be as steady as possible and give a nudge or push when I need to in the right direction. That got me up to around 40 to 50 meters.
Then I changed strategies. You move quickly the mouse back and forth about 1 to 4 times per second spanning about the width of the whole game window, so that the guy actually looks like he's walking drunk, and there is definitely no stability. For some reason I can get much further this way, usually 40 being the minimum, and 120 being my record after 8 minutes of playing.
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Silly String
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
eww.. piercings down there are gross :-\ nipple piercings too, that shit is just weird to me.
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Open up your mind to metagame considerations. Dat shit is hawt.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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Kessler
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I'm right with ya. Back in the saddle after almost a year in. Taking time for myself and doing what I want to. Now if I could just figure out how to climb out of this debt hole I dug for myself. Fizzuck!
But serious, come to Vegas and we'll pick up on some tourists!
-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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boost
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Full House
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def not hot, sorry whatever floats your boat though.
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
eww.. piercings down there are gross :-\ nipple piercings too, that shit is just weird to me.
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Open up your mind to metagame considerations. Dat shit is hawt. |
Clit piercings are awesome. You just yank on that shit until it rips out and then they're screaming and bleeding like hell and it's like fucking a virgin. Good stuff.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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bigred
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Haha, this thread turned out great. The reasons had nothing to do with poker. When poker money takes her out to nice dinners she can't say anything about it. Just gotten kind of old and boring, and we're still young I guess.
Oh, and danuts, you are one sick, funny bastard.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Kessler
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Straight
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Originally Posted by bigred
When poker money takes her out to nice dinners she can't say anything about it.
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WRONG! I tried this one and it totally backfired. Without thinking she replied "A gift from you, material, money or otherwise, has the same value whether it was a result of Poker winnings or not. You're not trying to justify the amount of poker you play are you?"
Pwned!
-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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boost
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Full House
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you give your girlfriend money as a gift? oh man do I feel sorry for you...
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
you give your girlfriend money as a gift? can i be your girlfriend?
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fyp
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Kessler
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Straight
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Not like "Here's $300, go shopping", but more like "Here's $10, Why don't you pick up some Starbucks for us? "
I see yer point though.
-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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boost
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Full House
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oh.. well thats a lot diff. This is normal as long as it isnt a one way thing. I guess everyones different though. I would pay for movies sometimes, sometimes my gf would. We spend so much time together that if I paid for dinner everytime and movies everytime and all that shit I would be so very broke. Relationship habbits can be VERY hard to break, so try not to impress a girl by always paying for hte first couple of months. Then its not really her fault for expecting it.
This is all useless info if youre a super balla.
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