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RyanDrake
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12-01-2009, 03:15 AM
Post subject: Just got banned from 2+2
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Yo peeps,
Just got a temp ban from 2+2.... I had a 17k day and gave out over $800 to members there...maybe they don't like money?
Anyway, I'm a semi-pro, full pro next summer when I play the UKIPT circuit.
I have a big mouth (hopefully yall can handle it).. considering I might not go back to 2+2... I make dozens of successful transfers and get banned lol.
I have some crazy days where I just give out money...is this okay with you?
Thanks,
Ryan Drake
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BooG690
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I smell a scam. Something real fishy. Therefore:
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RyanDrake
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Originally Posted by BooG690
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unreal. I'm not a scam, just a baller....take a look for yourself bud
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bigspenda73
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welcome
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RyanDrake
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
welcome
I can haz cheeseburger?
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I'm a vegetarian, so you can have a veggie burger lmao
But seriously, I was tilted in my first post. I'm a good person... hell, I don't even kill flies (or eat meat)
I hope to have some fun on this forum 
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d0zer
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I like this forum already
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I eat fly meat.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Double entendre itt
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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hi, when will you be giving your presentation?
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I am ready for my friendship to be bought. "suitsus" at FTP.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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my friendship costs either $1,000 or a nice pair of (non-virtual) titties
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married men can't speak like that gmmbb
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gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb
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Originally Posted by d0zer
stop trying to buy my friendship.
I will however, accept sexual favors. The warm, loving touch of a man reminds me of better times...
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oh, to feel the sensuous, velcro-like scrape, of a mans 5 o-clock shadow on your inner thigh..
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Originally Posted by kmind
I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
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Dont call me fat!
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by kmind
I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
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Dont call me fat! |
Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
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Originally Posted by kmind
I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
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Dont call me fat! |
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
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Originally Posted by kmind
I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
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Dont call me fat! |
Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR. |
I'm crazy some zebra cakes son
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wife came home from the grocery yesterday with the little christmas tree cakes. nom nom.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb
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uh huh! 
oh also i still am not sure what the bb stands for.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Balls back.
And before you ask, balls is a colloquial term for testicles, those dangling doo-dads your wife has firmly in her grasp.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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I believe the term stems from the TR of the wedding night
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mmmmmmm, zebra cakes.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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oh maybe blue balls, ha! i guess balls back would work too
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can u buy me a hooker?
u can have her when im done i promise
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wait, you got married?
and
WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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so..what you're sayin is...it's now just 2+1 since you left....
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
wait, you got married?
and
WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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It was the first night of the rest of his life.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
wait, you got married?
and
WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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She's saving herself for a special night.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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wufwugy
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gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
wait, you got married?
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WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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yes
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actually i said i was too tired
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kingnat
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Full House
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
wait, you got married?
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WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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yes
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actually i said i like dudes. |
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d
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can't be if he isn't being engaged physically.
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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i love urbandictionary filling me in on pop culture references that i miss
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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Ok balla, i'll put you to the test.
I need a new Audi Q7 V8 TDI. Brand new only please and with the optional adaptive air suspension. Any color will do.
Should be like half a buy-in at your stakes, amirite?
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
yes
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actually i said i was too tired |
congrats
and
condolances
"too tired" is code for "when I finally got to see my precious wife naked, my junk stopped working", yea?
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flomo
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pics of that hot wife please?
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Protect dog
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WillburForce
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Flush
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funbags or GTFO
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mbiz
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Straight
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hai guyz i give out money can i be friend? want money - send me your pw so i can trasnfer! HERES PROOF proof.jpg
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
hi, when will you be giving your presentation?
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This needs way more love....sooooo funny! That thread was hilarious.
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GatorJH
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damn I picked a bad week to miss out on Comm forum posts.
Did I miss the presentation? Did that hot secretary with the awesome funbags show up again wearing that top.......you know the one......
Welcome to BB land GMML. Know you will know the REAL meaning of hookers and blow.
Oh, and yes my friendship can be bought. Actually I am pretty cheap in that regard.
Finally, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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