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Old 07-01-2006, 06:14 PM     Post subject: judge on trial for using penis pump while on duty #1 (permalink)  
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"Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others."

"Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar 'sh-sh' in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

'I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre,' said Foster. She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather. The grandfather was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump,' she said. 'It was sickening. The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings."

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Old 07-01-2006, 06:22 PM #2 (permalink)  
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