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Old 06-21-2005, 07:35 PM     Post subject: A joke for your Dad #1 (permalink)  
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n pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and
a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.
Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil
is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced it has settled on the generic name of
"mycoxafloppin". Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of
course, ibepokin
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:53 PM #2 (permalink)  
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ahhaha
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:34 PM #3 (permalink)  
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A joke for you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:01 AM #4 (permalink)  

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i got some good dead baby jokes too.....

what do you give a dead baby for its birthday....


a dead puppy
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:44 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Whats red and white and sits in front of the mirror?


A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler...
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:52 PM #6 (permalink)  
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What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Old 06-22-2005, 03:31 PM #7 (permalink)  
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You guys are bad.
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What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Darkwing
lol, even funier since this was the first dead baby joke I ever heard... bout 10 years ago now I guess.
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:50 PM #9 (permalink)  
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How do you make a dead baby float?


1 glass, some coke, and 2 scoops dead baby
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:25 PM #10 (permalink)  
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How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

With a blender.

How do you get him out?

With some tortilla chips.

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Old 06-22-2005, 06:30 PM #11 (permalink)  
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:02 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
Realising you f*ked it last night...
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Whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
Realising you f*ked it last night...
nah thats not to bad.
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:43 PM #14 (permalink)  
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None of these are really jokes for your dad... Soupie probably didnt want this thread to 'take off' like this...


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Old 06-23-2005, 04:13 AM #15 (permalink)  
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None of these are really jokes for your dad... Soupie probably didnt want this thread to 'take off' like this...


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Now arn't you just "Mr. Politically Correct".

Be gone or tell a dead baby joke.
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Old 06-23-2005, 04:39 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Whats worse than a truckload of dead babies?



A live one on the bottom trying to eat its way out!!!!





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Old 06-29-2005, 06:06 AM #17 (permalink)  
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^ Now that's nasty
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Old 06-29-2005, 08:16 AM #18 (permalink)  
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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a 1965 corvette?



I dont have a corvette in my garage....
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Old 06-29-2005, 12:33 PM #19 (permalink)  
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How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

With a blender.

How do you get him out?

With some tortilla chips.

-'rilla
Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
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Old 06-29-2005, 01:15 PM #20 (permalink)  
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How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

With a blender.

How do you get him out?

With some tortilla chips.

-'rilla
Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
You don't have the authority!

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 06-29-2005, 01:40 PM #21 (permalink)  
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How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

With a blender.

How do you get him out?

With some tortilla chips.

-'rilla
Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
You don't have the authority!

-'rilla
*shakes fist* May the poker gods let countless donks suck out on you until you give a star back!
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