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09-18-2007, 05:54 PM
Post subject: A joke I stole from another Forum
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[It makes it better if u read it in an outrageous French accent]
Pierre, the brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have redwine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre! What are you doing?' asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steamup.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower! "Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Ash256
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lol, nice
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bode
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[x] thead somewhat delivers
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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jyms
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If your going to steal jokes, steal the good ones. This one, not so much.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
If your going to steal jokes, steal the good ones. This one, not so much.
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Harsh, I laughed.
Better advice is to not post jokes when it's that time of the month for regular posters.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Pelion
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and just so our american friends can enjoy it aswell....
Pierre farts at the end.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by bigred
Better advice is to not post jokes when it's that time of the month for regular posters.
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best joke in this thread
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jyms
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Originally Posted by Pelion
and just so our american friends can enjoy it aswell....
Pierre farts at the end.
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I don't get it  Oh right, I'm north of there.
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by Pelion
and just so our american friends can enjoy it aswell....
Pierre farts at the end.
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lol, harsh
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bigred
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lynch pelion
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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are you closet homo?
if you are that's cool just wondering
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigspenda73
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I wish that forum would steal you
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martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I wish that forum would steal you
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o snap!
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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ensign_lee
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I laughed.
I laughed harder when PIerre farted.
Thread definitely delivers. 
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Me like.
Someone tell me where lynch pelion originated.
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Pelion
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it originated from everyone hating me :*( 
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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gabe
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I wish that forum would steal you
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ha
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ensign_lee
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Lynch Pelion?
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bigred
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Lynch Pelion?
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OK!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Lynch Pelion!
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bigspenda73
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also, Pel grimmed us during PLO8b flips the other night, another reason to hate him.....
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