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smithy2234
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07-21-2008, 02:04 PM
Post subject: joining a poker team please read!!!
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Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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A poker forum where ppl can help each other get better? What a radical and innovative concept!
Nah.. no way it'll ever work.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Wow at this idea. I love it.
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Level? I think not, lol.
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Guys, fck this dude. Let's just do it ourselves! I mean, we have everything we need right here... but what will we call it?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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drmcboy
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5th6th7thdotcom
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personally I like - thepokerforum.com
or
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wait for it........
How about............
FlopTurnRiver.com?
nm, that one sucks.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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i prefer flaptornriver.com
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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smithy,
We're just messing with you. There are a few individual poker groups that are out there, however I would suggest that you start with just posting here for a while.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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periods and commas please
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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periods and commas please
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cuz that would make it a good idea?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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wat
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.
But im asking anyway??????????
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BennyLaRue
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07-21-2008, 07:06 PM
Post subject: Re: joining a poker team please read!!!
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Full House
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Originally Posted by smithy2234
Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.
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I imagine a bot would talk like this, with a Speak N Spell style-accent.
In before lock?
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Jack Sawyer
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smithy, i got bad news for ya:
poker is not a team sport.
sorry dude.
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Ohhh Ohhh!!!! I call sauce on my team!!!
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i took steroids and now i get my period every 2 weeks
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Originally Posted by wesrman
OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.
But im asking anyway??????????
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he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.
tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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smithy2234
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what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .
if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
><D
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Originally Posted by wesrman
OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.
But im asking anyway??????????
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he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.
tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick. |
rippy got banned though...
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by wesrman
OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.
But im asking anyway??????????
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he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.
tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick. |
rippy got banned though... |
He meant recently someone posted a link to a rippy post on another forum and it had a tranny sucking its own cock.
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Originally Posted by smithy2234
what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .
if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
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wat u r funny lol nh great idea clearly leveling i hope can you read omg run on sentence wheeee
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drmcboy
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test
edit: win
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Sign me up, my stars name is: BRINGBACKFAVRE
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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in before the lock!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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can i join your team without any money?
sorry no bankroll
is this a pyramid scheme?
if so i'm in
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Protect dog
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Originally Posted by smithy2234
what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .
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Paging BigRed, I feel he would be very interested. If you know what I mean.
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children should not be allowed to play poker.
or post on the internets....
sheesh
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smithy2234
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division
rocky marciano lol
also if you like boxing check youtube muhammed ali vs rocky marciano its such a pile of shite
post back and dont ask dumb questions like i reckon ali should have won lmao
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wesrman
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Ban.
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If I join can I stake other ppl and make a poker "army" ???
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This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.
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swiggidy
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luck odds
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If a bunch of poker players got together on the Internet got together and discussed strategy, that would be even worse that the shitty colluders talking over the phone telling each other cards. Learn yourself
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smithy2234
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Edit: post deleted by jym
You may want to not talk about staking on FTR. Read the forum rules before posting again.
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This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.
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I never figured out the backwards d
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Look up synchronisity. The most undervalued concept in poker.
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Just playing to improve.
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bigred
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Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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smithy2234
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anybody on here want to set up a heads up tourney
post some ideas.,/
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Full House
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anybody on here want smithy2234 to go away and never come back???
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FYP.
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smithy2234
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bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit
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Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters. |
YEA!!!!! What he said.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by bigred
Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters. |
The consultive committee must be made up of uninterested parties with established connection to the gambling community. They must visit other committee headquarters to study their mode of operation and intergration into the overall poker counterculture, rationalizing their performance enhancement. Once capitalization is completed, the technical group will advise how to install the engineered dongle to the communications devices.
Wait... wat?
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water buffalo lodge?
I wanna be the Grand Pubbah at least for one episode
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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smithy2234
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hell yeah
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pgil
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bigred
Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters. |
You forgot to use the word "leverage" at least twice in that paragraph. you fail corporate-speak.
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